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Sex For Old Time’s Sake May 7, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Mickey-and-Minnie-kissThe husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

“Yes, I remember it well.”

“How about taking a stroll back there?  We can do it again for old time’s sake!”

“Oh Jim, you old devil, that’s a crazy idea!”  Then she grins, “OK!  Let’s Do It!”

The couple walks along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.  They get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

As the wife leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

A police officer, overhearing them, rounds the corner to investigate just as the couple erupt into the most furious sex he’s ever seen.

For ten minutes, they are moaning and screaming.  Then they both collapse, panting, on the ground.

After recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and straightens their clothes.

The amazed officer decides not to arrest them for the P.D.A. (Public Display of Affection).

Donald-DuckInstead, as the couple approaches, he says, “Excuse me, but that was something else! What’s your secret to having such fantastic sex well into your 80’s?”

Still shaking, the old man is barely able to reply.

Finally he whispers, “Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence . . .”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Jill Weatherholt - May 7, 2016

Ouch! LOL!

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

That’s gonna put some sizzle into their sex life!

2. Under the Oaks - May 7, 2016

LOL!!!!

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

Talk about putting some spark to the old flame!

3. Kate Crimmins - May 7, 2016

Didn’t see that one coming.

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

Neither did they! 😯

4. Bun Karyudo - Humor Blog - May 7, 2016

Luckily the police officer let them off without charge. 🙂

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

Yes! The day had quite enough electrifying excitement already.

Anne Lene @ MinimalistSometimes - May 7, 2016

LOL – you guys are funny 😂

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

Funny + Sunny = Perfect Together!

5. anotherday2paradise - May 7, 2016

Hehehe Perfect ending, Nancy. 🙂

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

They might have been singing, “I Will Survive!”

anotherday2paradise - May 7, 2016

Haha Yes, I think you’re right, Nancy. Luckily they did, except for a few lily heads which were beyond hope of resuscitation. 🙂

6. colonialist - May 7, 2016

Shocking!
After the charge they already encountered, one from the police would have been re-volting! 🙂

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

Perfect, Col! Suffice it to say I got a charge out of your comment.

colonialist - May 7, 2016

I was hoping it would spark amply!

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

It did! As usual, your synapses are firing in fine form.

7. joannevalentinesimson - May 7, 2016

That’s the funniest one I’ve heard in a long time!!

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

I shared it with BFF while we were running errands ~ caught him unawares! That’s the best kind of joke.

8. Barb - May 7, 2016

That cracked me up!

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

Yay! Glad you got a jolt out of it!

9. Carol Ferenc - May 7, 2016

Yikes! I’m shocked!

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

Haha! It’s a shocking post, for sure!

10. Eileen - May 7, 2016

Hmm. wonder where I can find an electric fence. 🙂

nrhatch - May 7, 2016

LOL! Try the Farm Store.

11. Tiny - May 7, 2016

That was electrifying 😳! Lol

nrhatch - May 8, 2016

When I got to the punch line, my first thought was OUCH!

12. diannegray - May 8, 2016

Haaaaa! Hilarious and shocking, Nancy! 😀

nrhatch - May 8, 2016

I bet they won’t try that again!

13. Patricia - May 8, 2016

That would be a jolt! I’m still laughing.

nrhatch - May 9, 2016

It reminded me of that song from Grease . . . “It’s Electrifying!”

14. roughwighting - May 9, 2016

Shocking, indeed. Thanks for the Monday morning smile. 🙂

nrhatch - May 9, 2016

Oh, no . . . you said the “M” word!

15. Val Boyko - May 9, 2016

A sizzling tale right enough!!

nrhatch - May 9, 2016

Talk about Hot Sex!


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