Sex For Old Time’s Sake May 7, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.comments closed
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
“Yes, I remember it well.”
“How about taking a stroll back there? We can do it again for old time’s sake!”
“Oh Jim, you old devil, that’s a crazy idea!” Then she grins, “OK! Let’s Do It!”
The couple walks along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. They get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
As the wife leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
A police officer, overhearing them, rounds the corner to investigate just as the couple erupt into the most furious sex he’s ever seen.
For ten minutes, they are moaning and screaming. Then they both collapse, panting, on the ground.
After recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and straightens their clothes.
The amazed officer decides not to arrest them for the P.D.A. (Public Display of Affection).
Instead, as the couple approaches, he says, “Excuse me, but that was something else! What’s your secret to having such fantastic sex well into your 80’s?”
Still shaking, the old man is barely able to reply.
Finally he whispers, “Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence . . .”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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