7 Reasons Retirement Rocks! April 2, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Gratitude, Happiness, Humor, Joke.
At last, I have everything I wanted as a teenager . . .
#1 ~ I don’t have to go to school or work.
#2 ~ I get to set my own allowance every month.
#3 ~ I have my own pad.
#4 ~ I don’t have a curfew.
#5 ~ I have a driver’s license and my own car.
#6 ~ I have ID that gets me into bars and liquor stores.
#7 ~ And I don’t have to worry about getting pregnant.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
Bonus Benefit: No Rushing Around (except to wait on the cats)! Thanks, Kate.