Communication Is Key March 26, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, People.
A judge, interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce, asks, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
“About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
“Concrete, brick, and mortar.”
“I mean,” he continued, “what are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband’s parents. They’re all good folk.”
The judge took a deep breath and asked, “Do you have a real grudge?”
“No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don’t have a car.”
“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes, my son and daughter both have stereo sets. We don’t like the music – all that hip hop and rap tap – but we can’t seem to do anything about it.”
“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes, every morning.”
“Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee.”
The judge asked, “Is your husband a nagger?”
“Oh, hell no, he’s as white as you and me!”
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?
“I don’t want a divorce. I’ve never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can’t communicate with me.”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)