Sleeping Like A Rock . . . Rocks! March 12, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
Four guys at deer camp had to bunk up, two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dan because he snored so loudly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with Dan the whole time so they agreed to take turns.
Sam came to breakfast the next morning with his hair standing on end and bloodshot eyes.
The other two said, “Man, you look like hell warmed over!”
“Dan snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night, it was Joe’s turn.
In the morning, same thing ~ hair standing up and bloodshot eyes.
The other two said, “Man, you look awful!”
“OMG! Dan’s snores shook the roof. I didn’t get a wink of sleep. I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player. A man’s man.
The next morning, Frank came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, issuing a hearty “Good Morning!”
Joe and Sam couldn’t believe it. He looked rested and alert. Not bleary-eyed and tired.
“Frank, you look great. What happened last night?”
Frank laughed.
“Well, as we got ready for bed, I tucked Dan in, patted his ass, and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night!”
Aah . . . that’s the ticket!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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Spirit Lights The Way 
Very good 🙂
Frank knows how to think outside the box!
Hahaha. Nasal snore strips also work quite well. 🙂
They should all chip in and buy some for Dan.
Funny!! xo
Hope your weekend is flowing along, Val!
We are in Albany NY visiting la familia … Looking forward to coming home tomorrow. Hope your weekend is going swimmingly 🐳
Not too shabby!
We’ve already set the clocks ahead AND I’m in my pj’s. Aiming for 10 o’clock “lights out” since we have a big day tomorrow ~ shopping for wedding gowns with our niece.
Yeah, definitely get Dan the nose strips. LOL!!
Poor Dan ~ wide awake all night! 😯
Too funny!
Frank’s idea = brilliant!
Frank is a wise man!
A real wise guy! Hope you’re having a stellar weekend. I’m excited about the start of daylight savings time. I love having another hour of light at night.
That’s hilarious, Nancy! Thanks, I needed a good laugh today. 🙂
Getting a good laugh each day keeps “the blues” away!
Too funny. Frank is a smart man probably because he lets nothing get in the way of a good night’s sleep.
Frank’s got the right idea. A good night’s sleep = AWESOME!
Hehe. I can relate to lack of sleep right now, got about 3 hours on the plane last night. Bloodshot eyes for sure 🙂 Cheers from an airport lounge in Germany ~
So. Not. Jealous. 🙄
We only “lost” 1 hour of sleep last night.
I know. Hubby told me on the phone that the summer has started 😎 And right now I am going to sleep like a rock.
Hope you have a great night in the Land of Nod.
This one cracked me up!
Good Morning!
Yay! Glad you got a kick out of it!
I did hear it before but could not remember the punch line. It made me giggle all over again!
Yay! Glad it was good for a giggle, GM.
Now that’s the ticket!
Frank is a bright guy!
Ha,ha! As much as I hate to admit it both my husband and my daughter have told me that I snore! I tried those nose strips but they ripped the skin of my nose off! 🙂
OUCH! I snore . . . sometimes. But never loud enough to wake me up! 😛
You made me laugh with this one. I like it! 🙂
Yay! Frank was pretty clever ~ way to think outside the box, or the bag, as the case may be.
Good example of contrarian thinking
Yes! Frank’s light bulb lent him a bright idea. 💡
I love a clever strategy! Very funny, too! 🙂
Frank’s the brightest bulb in that cabin!