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Sex After Death February 20, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Mickey-and-Minnie-kissA couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.  After a long life together, Frank was the first to die.  True to his word, he made the first contact:

“Kris, Kris, can you hear me?”

“Is that you, Frank?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“I get up in the morning and have sex.  I eat breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.  I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch ~ and, Kris, you’d be proud ~ lots of greens!”

“What do you do in the afternoon?”

“More of the same.  Another romp around the golf course, then sex the rest of the afternoon.   After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and the next day it starts all over again”

220px-TaleofPeterRabbit8“Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?”

“No.”

“No?”

“No ~ I’m a rabbit somewhere in Arizona.”

Aah . . . that’s bunny!

Source:  e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.) 

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1. mybeautfulthings - February 20, 2016

Thank you for the laugh on this grey morning! 🙂

nrhatch - February 20, 2016

You’re welcome!

2. Jill Weatherholt - February 20, 2016

That’s cute, Nancy! Happy Weekend! 🙂

nrhatch - February 20, 2016

Thanks, Jill. Happy Weekend to you too!

3. Rainee - February 20, 2016

Got a good laugh out of that one Nancy:-) Thanks!

nrhatch - February 20, 2016

Hope your day is hoppy!

4. BunKaryudo - February 20, 2016

I was a little apprehensive when I saw the title of this post in my email earlier. Of course, I relaxed as soon as I saw the post was on your site. I knew there would be a punchline at the end of it all. It was a good one too. I didn’t see it coming and it made me laugh. Good job Frank didn’t come back as a preying mantis, though.

nrhatch - February 20, 2016

Yay! Glad you enjoyed, Bun.

You’re right about not reincarnating as a praying mantis. Sex for the males of that species is a rather precarious affair ~ they might literally lose their heads. But only 33% of the time. 😛

On a Sunset Hike at a local preserve for Valentine’s Day earlier this week, the rangers regaled us with tales of “the birds and the bees” (before feeding us dessert around the campfire). Some mating rituals (like that of the praying mantis) ensure that the event will be a One Night Stand . . . with no encore.

BunKaryudo - February 20, 2016

Hmm… only a one in three chance of having your head bitten off by your mate. I know some guys who’d take those odds.

nrhatch - February 20, 2016

Exactly! Some guys relish risk.

5. jannatwrites - February 20, 2016

I wasn’t expecting that punchline but it was a good one. Thanks for the laugh this morning 🙂

nrhatch - February 20, 2016

De Nada!

Hope you find lots of things to smile about today, Janna. “We do not laugh because we are happy. We are happy because we laugh.”

6. Seyi sandra - February 20, 2016

I love it, that’s so cute! 🙂

nrhatch - February 20, 2016

Bunnies always make me smile! 🙄

7. Under the Oaks - February 20, 2016

Did NOT think that would end like that… LOL! Enjoy your weekend. It is beautiful here in MissouREE… until this afternoon when the rain moves in but we will take rain!

nrhatch - February 20, 2016

Hoppy Saturday, Pix! We’re seizing the day with both hands ~ fabulous weather, fun bike ride, yummy lunch, reading on the deck, and a tribute to Gershwin concert tonight.

Tigger says MEOW! =^_^=

8. Behind the Story - February 20, 2016

Reincarnated as a rabbit. I don’t think that was what he was hoping for.

nrhatch - February 21, 2016

Yes. He’s gone from hoping to . . . hopping! :mrgreen:

9. Tiny - February 21, 2016

Too funny! Great punch line. Haven’t read so much about sex in a long time 😎

nrhatch - February 21, 2016

Now I’m wondering ~> Do rabbits get a bad rap . . . or is their sex rep deserved?

Either way, bunnies are fun. They make me smile!

Tiny - February 21, 2016

😀

10. Carol Ferenc - February 21, 2016

Oh, didn’t see that coming! Thanks for a good laugh, Nancy 🙂

nrhatch - February 21, 2016

My pleasure, Carol.

11. L. Marie - February 22, 2016

Wow! I didn’t see that punchline coming. 😀

nrhatch - February 22, 2016

Me neither! It’s great when a punchline veers off course with an unexpected twist.

12. Tammy - February 27, 2016

Ah AZ!

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

Not a bad place to be when retired or reincarnated as a rabbit. 😉


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