Sexercise For Seniors! February 13, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
A doctor requested a 78-year-old man to provide a sperm sample as part of his annual exam.
“Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the man returned and gave the doctor the jar which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
“What happened?”
‘Well, doc, it’s like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.”
The doctor nodded, “Well, you gave it your best shot.”
The old man shook his head. “Yep. We even called Betty, the lady next door, and she tried too.”
“You asked your neighbor to help?!”
“Yep. She tried with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing! None of us could get the damn jar open!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
Spirit Lights The Way 
I love the jokes you post on here, Nancy! This was the perfect chuckle for a Saturday morning. 🙂
Morning, Maria!
Happy (almost) Valentine’s Day ~ hope it’s full of sweet surprises!
Hahaha! Funny start to this cold Saturday!
I just checked your 10 day forecast . . . brrr! They are predicting temps in the 60’s later this week. Hang in there.
I sensed I was being led up a delicious gum tree Nancy, but it was worth it. Sorry not to have been around these past two weeks – the phones and internet have been down in my village for twelve whole days!
That’s challenging! I have tried not to be “addicted” to getting on line every day . . . but I don’t miss many.
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤ ❤ ❤
Time zones Nancy! It’s not ’til tomorrow! Anyhow, in advance of that, or is it now belatedly? – ❤ ❤ ❤
It’s tomorrow here too . . . so consider it a prospective perspective!
Ha ha! That’s for the Saturday laugh, Nancy!
My pleasure!
Happy Valentine’s Day to you and Derek. ❤ ❤ ❤
Happy Valentine’s Day to you and BFF!
Thanks! Here’s to sweet surprises!
Corny but funny. Happy Valentine’s day!
Not exactly highbrow humor, eh? 🙄
Happy a Happy ❤ ❤ ❤ Day!
LOL!! Now I’ve really got an image in my head 🙂
Yes. This does conjure up a few, um, images!
Happy Valentine’s to you! ❤ ❤ ❤
And to you also, Nancy!
Oh my goodness, Nancy. I sometimes miss you due to being heavy work hours. I need to put you at the top of my “To Do” reading list! You always help me to feel happier and lighter. Thank you. Happy Heart Day to you, dear, yet distant friend! ha ha! 🙂
Thanks, Robin ~ here’s to feeling happier and lighter!
Happy ❤ ❤ ❤ Day to you!
Very confusing if you have to get it off before you can get it off …
Perfect, Col!
I thought something must be up
when Betty appeared and it still didn’t work.
👀
Life is full of challenges! 😀
Happy Valentine’s Day, Val! ❤ ❤ ❤
Its clear that as we get older more surprises await! Happy Valentine’s Day Nancy.
… I imagine it will be a happy day with some chocolate 🎈
I expect you’re right! ❤
We have no plans tomorrow but lots of FUN stuff the rest of the week ~ an alumni cocktail party at the Beach House in Naples, a sunset hike and campfire (with dessert!) at a local preserve, and a show at the Van Wezel ~ 107 Years of Broadway.
So tomorrow maybe we'll just rest up and eat copious amounts of chocolate.
Just in time for Valentine’s Day (which is when I’m reading it).
Happy Valentine’s Day, Linda. ❤ ❤ ❤
A great giggle, Nancy! I love your stories 😀
Thanks, Dianne! I love sharing smiles via Silly Saturday posts.
Love this. While no one has asked for semen, my husband and i had a two stooges act going getting a specimen jar open and filled last week when i broke my right shoulder in 3 places. no one seems to consider the new limits that come with age and injury. The surgeon showed great concern when he had to warn me i will not have full enough range to reach upper cabinets. I laughed because i’m barely 5 ft, so i’ve never reached the upper cabinets and would be afraid to look in them never the less reach into one !
OUCH! Sorry to hear you broke your shoulder, Eileen ~ hope you heal well in good time.
Sounds like your sense of humor is still locked and loaded. That is ALWAYS a positive sign, apt to encourage a speedy recovery.
Like you, upper cabinets have always been a bit out of reach for me ~ I now keep a step stool handy for when BFF isn’t around..
I don’t know where you find these jokes! This is too funny!
Yay! Glad you enjoyed. As long as Joe keeps sending them . . . I’ll keep sharing the smiles.
hahahahahahaha! That was greatness!
I love it when the punchline comes from an unexpected direction.