Dr. Geezer February 6, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Health & Wellness, Humor, Joke.trackback
An old geezer became bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign outside that said:
Dr. Geezer’s Clinic
All treatments: $500
No cure: I’ll give you $1,000!
Doctor Young, who was positive that the old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
Dr. Young: “Dr.Geezer I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Aaagh !! That’s Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Annoyed, Dr. Young leaves, but returns in a couple of days to recover his money.
Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t . . . that’s Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young, determined to get his $1000 back, returns a few days later with a new ailment.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak ~ I can hardly see anything!”
Dr. Geezer: “Hmm . . . I don’t have any medicine for that. Here’s $1000.”
With that, Dr. Geezer hands Dr. Young a $10 bill.
Dr. Young: “Hey! This is only $10!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back. That will be $500.”
Moral: Being Young doesn’t mean you can outsmart an Old Geezer.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Bonus Tip: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.
Enjoy your day!!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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Yay for Dr. Geezer! I love elderly people!
Moral of this story: Age and experience trump youth and treachery!
Yes indeed! Thanks for the Saturday chuckle Nancy 😃
My pleasure. Laughing makes life lighter!
Love your bonus tip!
Glad you enjoyed, Ruth! Hope your weekend overflows with SMILES!
LOL… love the bonus tip!
Morning, Pix! Hope your weekend is full of HAPPY!
Ha ha! I’ve heard that one before! Love it!
Have a FUN day . . . full of giggles!
Hehehe Thanks for the laughs, Nancy. Old people rule!! 🙂
They do ~ full of wisdom and wiles!
This is a new one to me and it’s a beaut!
Glad you enjoyed, Kate! Have a fun-filled day.
Brilliant! Thank you. I certainly don’t like anyone trying to take advantage. Numbers say that I am old but I do not agree! X x
Old Age is more a state of mind than anything else. I’ve known “young” 90-year-olds and “old” 40-somethings.
Me too! 🙂
Thanks again Nancy for starting my day with a smile
My pleasure, Judith!
Hahaha! I’m sure I saw a Dr Geezer many years ago. Great laugh, Nancy 😀
I was cheering for him all the way!
Great chuckle, Nancy, and your bonus tip is priceless!
Yay! Glad you got a kick out of it, Carol!
Three miracle cures in a row! What a doctor! 😀
Dr. Geezer is a GENIUS!
That’s certainly what I think. Of course, you may want a second opinion. 🙂
I second that!
I’m all for this! You can’t outsmart an old fox 😜 thanks for a good laugh, Nancy.
He may be old . . . but he’s still got his wits about him!
Ha! Excellent, Nancy! You can’t beat an old geezer. Tweeted this. 🙂
Morning, Maria! Happy Superbowl Sunday! Do you have the Margaritas on ice?
Although it’s not the (hated) Patriots playing, we are going to watch and eat junk food until we are blue in the face! And yes, Margaritas sound fabulous!
Congrats to Denver on winning SB 50!
If Peyton Manning does retire . . . he went out on his 200th high note!
I need to follow you around to see where you get such great jokes. Thanks for the laughs.
Thanks, Barb. Joe M. is my primary source of Silly Saturday posts ~> long may he share!
hehehehehe, love that! Best life lessons!
It’s great to be like Dr. Geezer and keep our wits about us as we age.
This had me in stitches. I hope Dr Young doesn’t come back. XD
Young has been out foxed by Dr. Geezer!
That’s pretty funny…. he definitely outsmarted Dr. Young!
That Old Geezer is quick witted!