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Dr. Geezer February 6, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Health & Wellness, Humor, Joke.
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Woodstock-&-Snoopy3An old geezer became bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign outside that said:

Dr. Geezer’s Clinic
All treatments:  $500
No cure:  I’ll give you $1,000!

Doctor Young, who was positive that the old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

Dr. Young: “Dr.Geezer I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

Dr. Young:  “Aaagh !! That’s Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

Annoyed, Dr. Young leaves, but returns in a couple of days to recover his money.

Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t . . . that’s Gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young, determined to get his $1000 back, returns a few days later with a new ailment.

250px-New_Orleans_City_of_Old_Romance_and_New_Opportunity_Crop_p_23_MoneybagsDr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak ~ I can hardly see anything!”

Dr. Geezer: “Hmm . . . I don’t have any medicine for that.  Here’s $1000.”

With that, Dr. Geezer hands Dr. Young a $10 bill.

Dr. Young: “Hey!  This is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back.  That will be $500.”

Moral:  Being Young doesn’t mean you can outsmart an Old Geezer.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Bonus Tip: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.

Enjoy your day!!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Jill Weatherholt - February 6, 2016

Yay for Dr. Geezer! I love elderly people!

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

Moral of this story: Age and experience trump youth and treachery!

2. Val Boyko - February 6, 2016

Yes indeed! Thanks for the Saturday chuckle Nancy 😃

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

My pleasure. Laughing makes life lighter!

3. Ruth - February 6, 2016

Love your bonus tip!

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

Glad you enjoyed, Ruth! Hope your weekend overflows with SMILES!

4. Under the Oaks - February 6, 2016

LOL… love the bonus tip!

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

Morning, Pix! Hope your weekend is full of HAPPY!

5. L. Marie - February 6, 2016

Ha ha! I’ve heard that one before! Love it!

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

Have a FUN day . . . full of giggles!

6. anotherday2paradise - February 6, 2016

Hehehe Thanks for the laughs, Nancy. Old people rule!! 🙂

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

They do ~ full of wisdom and wiles!

7. Kate Crimmins - February 6, 2016

This is a new one to me and it’s a beaut!

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

Glad you enjoyed, Kate! Have a fun-filled day.

8. mybeautfulthings - February 6, 2016

Brilliant! Thank you. I certainly don’t like anyone trying to take advantage. Numbers say that I am old but I do not agree! X x

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

Old Age is more a state of mind than anything else. I’ve known “young” 90-year-olds and “old” 40-somethings.

mybeautfulthings - February 6, 2016

Me too! 🙂

9. judithhb - February 6, 2016

Thanks again Nancy for starting my day with a smile

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

My pleasure, Judith!

10. diannegray - February 6, 2016

Hahaha! I’m sure I saw a Dr Geezer many years ago. Great laugh, Nancy 😀

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

I was cheering for him all the way!

11. Carol Ferenc - February 6, 2016

Great chuckle, Nancy, and your bonus tip is priceless!

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

Yay! Glad you got a kick out of it, Carol!

12. BunKaryudo - February 6, 2016

Three miracle cures in a row! What a doctor! 😀

nrhatch - February 6, 2016

Dr. Geezer is a GENIUS! :mrgreen:

BunKaryudo - February 7, 2016

That’s certainly what I think. Of course, you may want a second opinion. 🙂

nrhatch - February 7, 2016

I second that!

13. Tiny - February 6, 2016

I’m all for this! You can’t outsmart an old fox 😜 thanks for a good laugh, Nancy.

nrhatch - February 7, 2016

He may be old . . . but he’s still got his wits about him!

14. brickhousechick - February 7, 2016

Ha! Excellent, Nancy! You can’t beat an old geezer. Tweeted this. 🙂

nrhatch - February 7, 2016

Morning, Maria! Happy Superbowl Sunday! Do you have the Margaritas on ice?

brickhousechick - February 7, 2016

Although it’s not the (hated) Patriots playing, we are going to watch and eat junk food until we are blue in the face! And yes, Margaritas sound fabulous!

nrhatch - February 7, 2016

Congrats to Denver on winning SB 50!

If Peyton Manning does retire . . . he went out on his 200th high note!

15. Barb - February 8, 2016

I need to follow you around to see where you get such great jokes. Thanks for the laughs.

nrhatch - February 8, 2016

Thanks, Barb. Joe M. is my primary source of Silly Saturday posts ~> long may he share!

16. Kate @ Did That Just Happen? - February 9, 2016

hehehehehe, love that! Best life lessons!

nrhatch - February 9, 2016

It’s great to be like Dr. Geezer and keep our wits about us as we age.

17. livelytwist - February 10, 2016

This had me in stitches. I hope Dr Young doesn’t come back. XD

nrhatch - February 10, 2016

Young has been out foxed by Dr. Geezer!

18. jannatwrites - February 25, 2016

That’s pretty funny…. he definitely outsmarted Dr. Young!

nrhatch - February 25, 2016

That Old Geezer is quick witted!


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