Hot To Trot January 16, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Animals, Humor, Joke.
A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
On the first night, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard howling and moaning downstairs.
She found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as often happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
After hearing the problem, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it alongside the dogs. I will call you back. The phone’s ringing will cause the male to lose his erection and he’ll be able to withdraw.”
“Really? You think that will work?”
“It worked when you called me!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)