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Just Take Two November 28, 2015

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, People.
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Woodstock-&-Snoopy3Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”

220px--Lena_Horne_conserves_fuel_(gas).-,_ca._1941_-_ca._1945_-_NARA_-_535820The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

“Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed, “for me?”

“Just take two,” Brenda replied. “The rest are for your father.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source: Β E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Kate Crimmins - November 28, 2015

Argh! I kinda knew that was coming. After all isn’t it genetic? Or so “they” say. Happy Saturday!

nrhatch - November 28, 2015

Have a Fun One!

2. anotherday2paradise - November 28, 2015

Bwahaha……. Hope Steve enjoys pancakes. πŸ˜€

nrhatch - November 28, 2015

How come my doctor never prescribes pancakes? :mrgreen:

anotherday2paradise - November 28, 2015

πŸ˜†

nrhatch - November 28, 2015

Maybe it’s because I don’t have the right parts? 😎

3. Val Boyko - November 28, 2015

Chuckle!!

nrhatch - November 28, 2015

This joke is not aligned with the “less is more” crowd. :mrgreen:

4. jannatwrites - November 28, 2015

That’s bad, but funny πŸ™‚

nrhatch - November 28, 2015

One more thing for parents to worry about ~> how to get his wee “wee wee” a wee bit bigger. πŸ˜›

5. Jill Weatherholt - November 28, 2015

Who needs Viagra when you’ve got a stack of pancakes? πŸ™‚

nrhatch - November 28, 2015

I’m just wondering how many men out there are planning on downing a pile of pancakes tomorrow morning. πŸ™„

6. Carol Ferenc - November 28, 2015

Mother always knows best πŸ™‚

nrhatch - November 28, 2015

I bet there are a lot of men wishing this doctor had prescribed a side of bacon with those pancakes!

7. Hariod Brawn - November 28, 2015

“It may be short but by God it’s thin!”

nrhatch - November 28, 2015

That’s what comes of eating a short stack of crepes!

8. Under the Oaks - November 29, 2015

I don’t know why but I am speechless on this one… funny though!

nrhatch - November 29, 2015

Hi Pix! Hope you’re both enjoying the holiday weekend. Pancakes optional.

Under the Oaks - November 29, 2015

CH loves pancakes… me too!

nrhatch - November 29, 2015

With Vermont Maple Syrup!

9. Kate @ Did That Just Happen? - November 29, 2015

Hahahahaha!

nrhatch - November 29, 2015

Hope you and Mr. T had a fabulous Thanksgiving, Kate, full of good friends, food, fun, and laughter.

10. Debra - November 29, 2015

Another good one, Nancy! I hope I don’t start laughing next time pancakes are served. πŸ™‚

nrhatch - November 30, 2015

We might never eat pancakes with a straight face again. πŸ˜€

11. diannegray - November 29, 2015

My hubby loves pancakes. I’ll have to tell him this one! πŸ˜€

nrhatch - November 30, 2015

Here’s to grinning every time we see a plate of griddle cakes!

12. Anne Lene @ MinimalistSometimes - November 30, 2015

As always, you keep putting a grin on my face 😏 Good one Nancy, good one!

Now off course, it’s going to to be impossible to eat pancakes with friends, without sitting there with a stupid smile on my face πŸ™‚

nrhatch - November 30, 2015

I bet the doctor prescribed “pancakes” because he wanted the boy to enjoy breakfast every day. Here’s to laughing at silly jokes with stupid smiles on our faces! :mrgreen:

BTW: Your post inspired me to do some clutter busting yesterday ~> 28 items! Enough items to satisfy the first week of the challenge: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28 Woo Hoo!

Anne Lene @ MinimalistSometimes - December 1, 2015

πŸ™‚ your doing better than me, 28 items already! I guess I need to pick up the pace πŸ˜‰

nrhatch - December 1, 2015

Maybe I’ll shoot for 28 a week for 4 weeks. That’ll give you a chance to catch up on letting go. :mrgreen:

13. wheremyfeetare - November 30, 2015

Thanks for the laugh, Nancy! Will remember to tell Bill next time we make/order pancakes! πŸ™‚ Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.

nrhatch - November 30, 2015

Thanks, Geralyn. We enjoyed Thanksgiving & gorgeous weather all weekend. Lots of bike rides to keep calories in check.

14. Behind the Story - December 1, 2015

Pancakes!? I’m so busy thinking, what mother worries about the size of her child’s penis and then wondering who would ever think of pancakes as a remedy that you totally took me by surprise with the punchline.

nrhatch - December 1, 2015

As soon as he saw that micro manager of a mother, Doc knew this boy would need a mess of pancakes to make it through adolescence! πŸ˜›

Behind the Story - December 1, 2015

Ahh! That’s the explanation. Good thinking.

15. Tiny - December 4, 2015

My best laugh today! Thanks Nancy.

nrhatch - December 5, 2015

Yay!!! Laughing and spreading laughter is my favorite!


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