Drinking And Golf November 21, 2015
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy beer with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?” the man asked.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”
“Well,” said the man, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”
The homeless man was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?
“That’s okay. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf.”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
Lol. Good one Nancy.
Happy Saturday, Don!
great post, made me laugh!
Enjoy your weekend!
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That made me smile on a cold and snowy day!
Och, mon . . . tis too soon for snow! Stay warm, GM.
I’m trying.
Perfect. Then spruce him up with a new golfing outfit, take him for a round of golf, and a few rounds of beer, and take the smart happy fellow home again – just to drive the point home!
Here’s to never giving up things we still enjoy!
Woot woot!
I have to send this to my older brother . . . the only golfer in the family. Have a great weekend, Kate.
This one I will show to CH! Good Morning!
Afternoon, Pix! Hope CH gets a kick out of it. Have a fun one.
Hahaha. Nancy, you crack me up. 😆
Excellent! Thanks, Sylvia.
Ha ha! Good one, Nancy. I’ll be sharing this with my brother, the golfer. Enjoy the weekend.
Hope it’s a “hole in one” with your brother. Happy weekend!
I’m in stitches XD
Yay! Nothing like a funny golf “hook” to put us in the zone.
hahahahahahahaha! Love that!!
Glad you got a chuckle out of this golfer’s sideways logic.
Haaaa – made me laugh! Clever man 😀
Perhaps a stop at the 19th hole keeps golfers “off the streets.”
Being a golfer myself, I loved this one, Nancy. I’ll share it with Derek and my father.
This golfer’s logic has a creative bent to it . . . .
I wasn’t expecting that- good one!
Hi Janna! Loved your post this week ~ you know how to set a stage and then spin things around.
Here’s to putting a creative spin on things ~ like this golfer!
Thanks, Nancy. I was just happy to finally finish a story 🙂
A hole in one joke Nancy! 😆
He shoots . . . he scores!
I agree, aah! The real reason comes out in the end! The man may feel this is worth showing wife feeling his actions will be justified but just imagine what other results may happen, with wife taking action? ! 🙂
Hubby and guest may have to “go out” to eat. 😉
I just hope it wasn’t the green fees that drove him into homelessness in the first place!
Yes! Or perhaps his obsession with the sport caused him to play hooky from work one too many times?
That’s a possibility, isn’t it? I think the husband will definitely have to investigate a little more before arranging dinner with his wife.
Yes . . . his logic has a few holes in it.
Funny! Golfers are a dedicated bunch!
Yes! They are committed to the sport’s ups and downs.
Ha, ha, ha… I think I need to start drinking and playing golf 😉
Yes! It’ll keep you off the streets!
What a good one! Very clever tactic. 🙂
Twisted logic at it’s best!
Haha! That was a plan alright, but I’m not sure it’ll work 🙂
Wives are quite capable of ignoring pretzel logic like this!
Never give up, I say! 😄
Glad you’re still getting out on the greens! With the kangas and roos.
This is so hilarious AND true.
Have you met many golfers who believe they’ll end up homeless if they quit driving and drinking?
What say their spouses? 😛