Drinking And Golf November 21, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy beer with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”
“Well,” said the man, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”
The homeless man was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)