Need Help? November 14, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Mindfulness.
As Sam was driving home this week, he started worrying about all the stuff going on in his life, and the lives of family and friends.
Then he began worrying about what’s happening in Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, Paris, and the Middle East.
Then he started thinking about Hillary, Jeb, Trump, Fox News, and how America is so troubled.
As he turned the corner, he saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP? CALL JESUS: 1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, he called . . .
Jesus showed up an hour later.
With his lawn mower.
Aah . . . that’s better!
E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
Worry is a habit . . . an exhausting, energy draining habit.
Like a rocking chair, it gets you nowhere.
The sun will set without thy assistance. ~ The Talmud
We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. ~ Carlos Castaneda