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The Best Way to Get a Trophy Wife October 3, 2015

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, People.
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Betty-BoopBob, an extremely wealthy 70-year-old widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm as she hangs on Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are in awe.

At the first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”

Mickey-OK

Bob replies, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”

“Wow!  How’d you persuade her to marry you?”

“Easy!  I lied about my age.”

“What, did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Rajagopal - October 3, 2015

Old is Gold, Nancy…

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

Indeed! 😛

2. Hariod Brawn - October 3, 2015

Ooh, you terrible cynic you! 😉

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

Cynical Realism ~> it is what it is. 😎

3. anotherday2paradise - October 3, 2015

Hahaha. Love it! 🙂

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

Money is honey!

anotherday2paradise - October 3, 2015

Always. 😉

4. Kate Crimmins - October 3, 2015

Didn’t see that coming….

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

I loved this punchline.

5. Carol Ferenc - October 3, 2015

Oh for crying out loud ~ funny!!

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

Glad it tickled your funny bone chakra, Carol.

6. L. Marie - October 3, 2015

Bob is da man!

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

Ya, mon!

7. William D'Andrea - October 3, 2015

This is a two way street. He is also her Trophy Husband. He may not live another ten years. Then after she receives whatever is left to her in his will, she can invest it Trophy Husband II.

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

OMG! I hope she didn’t agree to sign a pre-nup! :mrgreen:

8. Jill Weatherholt - October 3, 2015

That Bob, he’s a slick one. 🙂

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

Yes! A tricky rabbit!

9. diannegray - October 3, 2015

Haaaaa. Awesome! 😀

nrhatch - October 3, 2015

I wonder if many “chicks” fall for this kind of reverse hustle. 😛

10. Tiny - October 3, 2015

She should’ve checked the facts 😎

nrhatch - October 4, 2015

Yes! Life is in the details.

11. Debra - October 3, 2015

Good one! This is gold! 🙂

nrhatch - October 4, 2015

A golden oldie!

12. Pix Under the Oaks - October 4, 2015

Funny!
Enjoy your Sunday!

nrhatch - October 4, 2015

Shall do! Thanks, Pix.

13. reocochran - October 4, 2015

This one cracked me up! I did not expect the answer. . . 🙂
By the way, Happy October, Nancy.

nrhatch - October 4, 2015

Happy October!

14. livelytwist - October 5, 2015

Oh dear! She thinks he’s dying tomorrow! 😄

nrhatch - October 5, 2015

SURPRISE! :mrgreen:

15. BunKaryudo - October 5, 2015

Very clever! It’s not often people lie upwards and not downwards.

nrhatch - October 5, 2015

That’s why she never saw it coming. 😛

BunKaryudo - October 5, 2015

True! 😀

16. Kate @ Did That Just Happen? - October 5, 2015

hahahahahahaha, that is AWESOME!

nrhatch - October 5, 2015

Old age + treachery => perfect together!

17. Barb - October 5, 2015

SNORT!!!

nrhatch - October 5, 2015

Next time she’ll know to ask more questions . . . and ask for ID.

18. jannatwrites - October 19, 2015

I think it serves her right…. hope he lives past 100 🙂

nrhatch - October 19, 2015

Yeah! They belong together ~> like the couple in Gone Girl.


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