The Best Way to Get a Trophy Wife

Bob, an extremely wealthy 70-year-old widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm as she hangs on Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are in awe.

At the first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”

Bob replies, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”

“Wow!  How’d you persuade her to marry you?”

“Easy!  I lied about my age.”

“What, did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)