Definitions September 5, 2015
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Word Play.comments closed
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
NARCISSIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
NAYSAYER
A no-it-all.
SECRET
A story you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
Spirit Lights The Way 