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Call The Paramedics! August 29, 2015

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Brian-Oh-NoVinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, “I think Sal is dead! What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

Brian-with-coffee-and-newspaperThere is a silence.
And then a gunshot is heard.

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line.
“Okay… Now what?”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Val Boyko - August 29, 2015

Thanks for the Saturday morning chuckle Nancy!

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Poor Sal!

Val Boyko - August 29, 2015

… On the other hand it’s Vinny that has to live with what he’s done… Poor Vinny.
Now someone shoot him.
(Couldn’t resist!)

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Ooh . . . edgy! 😛

2. Don - August 29, 2015

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. 🙂

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Whether you laugh or cry, don’t go hunting with Vinny!

3. reocochran - August 29, 2015

Oh, Nancy i like the way you told this! This type of story used to be considered a “blonde” joke and before that, a “country bumpkin”(My Dad once used the word, “rube.”) joke.
I am not sure if people will know what that means. Now, P.C. means no labeling so it is two hunters.
The variation I heard about a socialite was she called the emergency phone number thinking her older husband had choked on his filet mignon and the rest went like you told it. Maybe a twist or embellishment the jokester gave it? 🙂 🙂 :)Thanks for brightening my morning. Have a fantastic weekend.

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

I like this joke because it encourages us to be MINDFUL rather than LITERAL as we go through our day ~> when we remain Awake and Aware, insights and intuition guide us . . . so we don’t stumble and bumble about like poor Vinnie.

4. Hariod Brawn - August 29, 2015

Ah, those very literal men again! 😉 😄

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Here’s to remaining in the NOW . . . rather than in the dark. 😎

5. anotherday2paradise - August 29, 2015

Oh my goodness! 😳

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Maybe Sal had already expired before the shot transpired. :mrgreen:

anotherday2paradise - August 29, 2015

Phew! Yes, I’ll take that suggestion, Nancy. 🙂

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Always better to look on the bright side of things! 😎

6. Carol Ferenc - August 29, 2015

Let’s hope poor Sal was already gone. Thanks for the giggles, Nancy.

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Yes! Or we might imagine that Vinny has very poor aim! 🙄

7. Patricia - August 29, 2015

I laughed and then I thought how sad that Sal had such a stupid friend. Then I thought how stupid of Sal to go hunting with his stupid friend.

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Yes! Jokes like this get the wheels turning. :mrgreen:

8. diannegray - August 29, 2015

LOL – remind me to never go hunting with Vinny 😀

nrhatch - August 29, 2015

Or even on a walk down to the creek! He’s trouble.

9. Tiny - August 29, 2015

I’ll definitely not go hunting with Vinny. Definitely not go hunting at all. But I had to laugh.

nrhatch - August 30, 2015

Yes! That’s my policy: No Hunting!
I’d rather shoot animals with a camera.

Nonetheless, Vinny’s literal idiocy made me laugh.

10. Pix Under the Oaks - August 30, 2015

Glad we don’t hunt and I am staying away from Vinny! 😀

nrhatch - August 30, 2015

Good thinking! Vinny + Hunting = a lethal combination!

Pix Under the Oaks - August 30, 2015

How you doing down there?

nrhatch - August 30, 2015

Do you mean in general? Or weather wise?

Either way, I’d have to say
We’re doing A-OK
With high hopes for a good day!

11. Tammy - September 4, 2015

Yikes.

nrhatch - September 4, 2015

Vinny ain’t got the sense he was born with!


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