Call The Paramedics! August 29, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, “I think Sal is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
Vinny’s voice comes back on the line.
“Okay… Now what?”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)