Odd & Even Parking August 22, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
The announcer said, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so snowplows can get through.”
The husband went out and moved his car.
A week later, the announcer said, “We’re expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so snowplows can get through.”
The husband went out and moved his car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. Park your car . . . ”
Then the electric power went out.
With the love, understanding, and patience that many married women possess, the wife replied, “Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time?”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Inspiration: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Granny1947)
“Men marry women with the hope that they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.” ~ Albert Einstein