Golf Balls August 1, 2015
Posted by nrhatch in Exercise & Fitness, Humor, Joke.trackback
A man got on the bus with both front trouser pockets full of golf balls.
He sat down next to a beautiful blond who kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
After several puzzled glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
The blond nodded, thinking about what he had said.
A few minutes later, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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Thanks for the morning giggle Nancy! Now I can get on with my day with a smile on my face 😄
Yay! Smiling = the best way to be.
Ha ha! That was great, Nancy. I’ll have to share that with my father. 🙂
Glad it tickled your funny bone chakra. Have a fun day!
HAHAHAHA!
A man goes to see his doctor with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers. The doctor says, “how did that happen?”. The man replies, “I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts.”
Thanks, Hariod! Hope your day is filled with “happy.”
Laughing… must show to CH!
I hope his “stitches” don’t hurt when he laughs. 🙄
Me too! I was pretty surprised they still do stitches… 😀 They come out on the 6 August!
Laughter each day keeps the doctor away . . . unless he’s got tuition bills to pay off!
Thanks for the chuckle, Nancy. 🙂
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
That’s a clever one.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. 😎
Good one. Thanks for the smile.
We don’t laugh because we’re happy . . . we’re happy because we laugh.
Ha ha ha!!!! Two jokes in one!
To many more mirthful moments, L. Marie!
Thanks for the laugh Nancy.
My pleasure!
After having developed tennis elbow without even the fun of playing tennis first, I know what that feels like and I shudder at the very thought!
Imagine suffering from Golf Balls without the fun of playing Golf!
Hahahhahahahaha. I did not see that one coming! Greatness!
It caught me unawares too . . . which always makes it funnier.
So funny. I can hardly wait until Monday when I see my friend…she will love it.
Yay! Glad you enjoyed, Patricia.
Thanks for the evening giggle, Nancy! I’ve always thought golf balls are dangerous, hence golf’s not for me :>/
They ARE dangerous! My sister got slammed with a golf ball on a course in the Poconos. BIG BAD BRUISE!
Oh, no! That confirms my view…
As I recall, it was her first and last time on a golf course. Golf is also dangerous, especially in Florida, due to (1) lightning strikes, (2) heat exhaustion, and (3) close encounters with alligators.
Croquet and badminton are statistically safer. 😎
Haaaaa! So cool. Thanks for the morning giggle, Nancy 😉
Word play is lots of fun . . . especially since the English language overflows with idiosyncrasies.
I might even be able to remember this one! This would be a good sight gag in a comedy! 🙂
Yes! Robin Williams did a great skit on Golf . . . I could see him parading around with Golf Balls.
Much, much more when it hits you in them, hehe.
OUCH!!!