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Golf Balls August 1, 2015

Posted by nrhatch in Exercise & Fitness, Humor, Joke.

Golf-BallA man got on the bus with both front trouser pockets full of golf balls.

He sat down next to a beautiful blond who kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

After several puzzled glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”

GolferThe blond nodded, thinking about what he had said.

A few minutes later, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)



1. Val Boyko - August 1, 2015

Thanks for the morning giggle Nancy! Now I can get on with my day with a smile on my face 😄

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

Yay! Smiling = the best way to be.

2. Jill Weatherholt - August 1, 2015

Ha ha! That was great, Nancy. I’ll have to share that with my father. 🙂

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

Glad it tickled your funny bone chakra. Have a fun day!

3. Hariod Brawn - August 1, 2015


A man goes to see his doctor with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers. The doctor says, “how did that happen?”. The man replies, “I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts.”

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

Thanks, Hariod! Hope your day is filled with “happy.”

4. Pix Under the Oaks - August 1, 2015

Laughing… must show to CH!

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

I hope his “stitches” don’t hurt when he laughs. 🙄

Pix Under the Oaks - August 1, 2015

Me too! I was pretty surprised they still do stitches… 😀 They come out on the 6 August!

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

Laughter each day keeps the doctor away . . . unless he’s got tuition bills to pay off! :mrgreen:

5. anotherday2paradise - August 1, 2015

Thanks for the chuckle, Nancy. 🙂

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

A day without laughter is a day wasted. :mrgreen:

6. Behind the Story - August 1, 2015

That’s a clever one.

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

Laugh and the world laughs with you. 😎

7. granny1947 - August 1, 2015

Good one. Thanks for the smile.

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

We don’t laugh because we’re happy . . . we’re happy because we laugh.

8. L. Marie - August 1, 2015

Ha ha ha!!!! Two jokes in one!

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

To many more mirthful moments, L. Marie!

9. Don - August 1, 2015

Thanks for the laugh Nancy.

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

My pleasure!

10. colonialist - August 1, 2015

After having developed tennis elbow without even the fun of playing tennis first, I know what that feels like and I shudder at the very thought!

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

Imagine suffering from Golf Balls without the fun of playing Golf!

11. Kate @ Did That Just Happen? - August 1, 2015

Hahahhahahahaha. I did not see that one coming! Greatness!

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

It caught me unawares too . . . which always makes it funnier.

12. Patricia - August 1, 2015

So funny. I can hardly wait until Monday when I see my friend…she will love it.

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

Yay! Glad you enjoyed, Patricia.

13. Tiny - August 1, 2015

Thanks for the evening giggle, Nancy! I’ve always thought golf balls are dangerous, hence golf’s not for me :>/

nrhatch - August 1, 2015

They ARE dangerous! My sister got slammed with a golf ball on a course in the Poconos. BIG BAD BRUISE!

Tiny - August 1, 2015

Oh, no! That confirms my view…

nrhatch - August 2, 2015

As I recall, it was her first and last time on a golf course. Golf is also dangerous, especially in Florida, due to (1) lightning strikes, (2) heat exhaustion, and (3) close encounters with alligators.

Croquet and badminton are statistically safer. 😎

14. diannegray - August 2, 2015

Haaaaa! So cool. Thanks for the morning giggle, Nancy 😉

nrhatch - August 2, 2015

Word play is lots of fun . . . especially since the English language overflows with idiosyncrasies.

15. Debra - August 3, 2015

I might even be able to remember this one! This would be a good sight gag in a comedy! 🙂

nrhatch - August 4, 2015

Yes! Robin Williams did a great skit on Golf . . . I could see him parading around with Golf Balls.

16. beeblu - August 19, 2015

Much, much more when it hits you in them, hehe.

nrhatch - August 19, 2015


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