Mother’s Day Madness May 9, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, People.
Every time I turn around some entity is telling me what to give mom for Mother’s Day ~ flowers, chocolates, wine, diamonds, candy, precious gems, silver, gold, etc..
And it’s not just for-profit businesses that want my mad money for Mother’s Day. Non-profits want in on the action too.
And institutes of higher learning.
No, no, not a real animal stuffed by a taxidermist, a soft cuddly plush toy suitable for ages 1 – 100.
USC suggested that I get mom something in team colors so she can support the team every time she doesn’t watch a game.
Um . . . no.
But my favorite suggestion thus far.
Tears rolling down my face as I laughed out loud at the audacity, the inanity, the sheer insanity of the suggestion.
Yup. That’s right.
If you don’t know what to get mom for Mother’s Day, consider getting her a Hotdog-On-A-Stick.
Aah . . . that’s better!