Be Afraid . . . Be Very Very Afraid May 2, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Home & Garden, Humor, Joke.
*Officer* : “I have a case of domestic violence here. A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
*Dispatch* : “Have you arrested the woman?”
*Officer* : “Not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
Aah . . . that’s better!