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Be Afraid . . . Be Very Very Afraid May 2, 2015

Posted by nrhatch in Home & Garden, Humor, Joke.
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Donald-DuckA police officer called the station on his radio.

*Officer* : “I have a case of domestic violence here. A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

*Dispatch* : “Have you arrested the woman?”

*Officer* : “Not yet. The floor’s still wet.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

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1. anotherday2paradise - May 2, 2015

Nancy, I almost choked on my breakfast cereal! Happily I survived. 🙂 Love your funnies. 😀

nrhatch - May 2, 2015

Yay! Sniggers and snickers and giggles is the best way to start the day . . . as long as we don’t choke on our cereal. :mrgreen:

anotherday2paradise - May 2, 2015

Absolutely! 😀

2. Hariod Brawn - May 2, 2015

That officer should be given a medal: “For displaying outstanding pragmatism in the face of adversity”

nrhatch - May 2, 2015

Yes! A proper balancing of risk and reward may require a slight shift in timing => practical procrastination.

The early bird gets the worm . . . but the early worm gets eaten.

3. reocochran - May 2, 2015

Life is sometimes needing to have lighter moments. This really ‘shocked’ me into spontaneous laughter! Thanks for this, Nancy!

nrhatch - May 2, 2015

Yay! Laughter lifts us above the daily fray and grind. 😎

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
~ Victor Hugo

4. aladywrites4u - May 2, 2015

Hee hee and sighhhh I have a kitchen floor to scrub this morning.

nrhatch - May 2, 2015

Leave your gun in the other room!

aladywrites4u - May 2, 2015

Oh my family knows to stay out of the room. If they come in I make them help…they’d rather be shot.

5. http://theenglishprofessoratlarge.com - May 2, 2015

At last….common sense prevails.

nrhatch - May 2, 2015

Don’t mess with MiMi when she’s mopping . . . or your’ll be moping!

6. L. Marie - May 2, 2015

Ha ha!!! I needed that laugh today.

nrhatch - May 2, 2015

Happy to send a little laughter dust your way, Linda!

7. thecontentedcrafter - May 2, 2015

Snort!! 😀

nrhatch - May 2, 2015

Exactly!

8. Jill Weatherholt - May 2, 2015

Ha ha! That officer’s mother taught him well.

nrhatch - May 2, 2015

She did!

9. Tiny - May 2, 2015

A well trained officer 🙂 Thanks for the laugh, Nancy!

nrhatch - May 3, 2015

Good training => good instincts!

10. Pix Under the Oaks - May 3, 2015

Ha ha! I immediately thought of my Mom!

nrhatch - May 3, 2015

I remember the sinking feeling of stepping onto a just mopped floor before it dried . . . OOPS!

11. Grannymar - May 3, 2015

great giggle to brighten a dull day!

nrhatch - May 3, 2015

Excellent! Hope the sun makes an appearance soon.

12. brickhousechick - May 3, 2015

Smart policeman!!! NEVER walk on a just mopped floor. Ha,ha! Love it.

nrhatch - May 3, 2015

Glad you enjoyed! :mrgreen:

13. Behind the Story - May 4, 2015

Hilarious! I remember how adamant my mom was about not stepping on her newly mopped floor.

nrhatch - May 4, 2015

My mom posted a sentry at the door! 😛

14. Tammy - May 4, 2015

Funny Nancy. Good morning.

nrhatch - May 4, 2015

Morning! We are enjoying cool breezes and warm sunshine. A perfect spring day.

15. Kate @ Did That Just Happen? - May 4, 2015

hahahaahhahhahahaha! Nice! Have a great day Nancy!

nrhatch - May 4, 2015

Morning, Kate! You’ve been quiet lately ~ nothing since your banana ice cream post. Hope all is well in your world.

Kate @ Did That Just Happen? - May 4, 2015

Everything is well on this end, thanks for asking! I think I ran out of things to say there for a bit 🙂

nrhatch - May 5, 2015

Gotcha! Pressing “pause” makes sense. Enjoy.

16. Three Well Beings - May 6, 2015

I’m never inclined to make excuses for any violence, but in this case….let’s just say I understand. 🙂 Good one!

nrhatch - May 6, 2015

I agree. Violence is bad. Let’s visualize that she shot him with a tranquilizer dart . . . or a water pistol. 😎


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