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Irish Brothel April 25, 2015

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, People.
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150px-Carlo_Crivelli_052Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel across the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, looks up and down the street, and goes inside.

“Would you look at that!” says the first Irishman. “Didn’t I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?”

No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, looks up and down the street, knocks, and goes inside.

“Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching!” says the second Irishman.

After roundly condemning the vicar and Rabbi, they see their own parish priest knock on the door.

“Ah, now dat’s sad,” says the third Irishman. “One of the girls must have died.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

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1. Don - April 25, 2015

Lol – You see what you want to see. 🙂

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

Yes. There are none so blind as those who will not see. 🙄

2. Hariod Brawn - April 25, 2015

Lol – you see only what your faith permits. 🙂

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

Yes. Religion can become “blind faith” . . . even without the opiates. :mrgreen:

3. Grannymar - April 25, 2015

😉 We Irish always have an answer! 😉

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

There’s a charitable explanation for everything under the sun. 😎

4. Pix Under the Oaks - April 25, 2015

LOL!!! I’m with Grannymar!

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling . . . smile back! :mrgreen:

5. Behind the Story - April 25, 2015

If only we were willing to give the benefit of the doubt to people from the other tribe, religion, race, or profession.

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

We are encouraged to view the world through an US vs. THEM lens ~ focusing on differences, rather than commonalities.

Religion can be a very divisive force.

6. Val Boyko - April 25, 2015

Love this Nancy … and the comments even more 🙂

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

Agreed. I’m enjoying the turn of the comments.

7. NancyTex - April 25, 2015

😀

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

Hope you’re feeling a bit more like yourself, NT.

NancyTex - April 25, 2015

A little stronger each day.

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

Keep moving in that direction.

8. thecontentedcrafter - April 25, 2015

Three Irish Men jokes always have a way of making us laugh at our own idiocies huh? Behind The Story’s comment hit the nail on the head. It’s still funny though!

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

Yes! Laughter prevents hardening of the attitude.

9. colonialist - April 25, 2015

That REALLY illustrates faith!

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

An illuminating missive. 💡

10. aladywrites4u - April 25, 2015

Poor gal, just not her lucky day.

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

It’s enough to put you off your pint!

aladywrites4u - April 25, 2015

Yes, indeed.

11. Jill Weatherholt - April 25, 2015

Being Methodist and half Irish, I feel conflicted, Nancy. 🙂

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

I’m guessing these guys are Irish-Catholic since they didn’t care much for the Methodist minister.

12. anotherday2paradise - April 25, 2015

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. 😃

nrhatch - April 25, 2015

Glad you enjoyed, Sylvia. Hope you’re having fun with the family!

13. Three Well Beings - April 26, 2015

Ha! More humor taken from real life. 🙂

nrhatch - April 26, 2015

Real life is a bountiful garden of humor. 🙄

14. Tammy - April 26, 2015

Sounds like congress!

nrhatch - April 26, 2015

What? Out of touch with reality? 🙄

15. Tiny - April 26, 2015

Had a good laugh, will live longer 😇

nrhatch - April 26, 2015

Exactly! Laughter is the fountain of youth.

16. Patricia - April 26, 2015

Too funny. I guess the working girl was Catholic.

nrhatch - April 26, 2015

That’s it! The Methodist minister and the Rabbi came to offer support but she insisted on a visit from her Priest! 😛

17. brickhousechick - April 26, 2015

Very funny, Nancy! I love your jokes. 🙂

nrhatch - April 26, 2015

Any time I can share a chuckle, I’m happy. It’s a win-win!

18. L. Marie - April 27, 2015

Will have to share that with my pastor. 🙂 Like Tiny said, I will live longer for the laughter.
I also am enjoying the comments too. 🙂

nrhatch - April 27, 2015

Perfect! Laughter like love can be spread around without diminishing its source. Hope your pastor enjoys.

19. jannatwrites - May 4, 2015

Hehe, yeah… one of them died… that’s it 🙂

nrhatch - May 4, 2015

Yup. The only possible explanation.


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