For Retirees April 18, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
They look at each other, thinking this is too good to be true.
Seeing them at the door, the bartender calls out, “C’mon in. What’ll it be, gentlemen?”
Each of the four men orders a martini.
The bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, “That’s 10 cents each, please.”
The four guys can’t believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced as the bartender says, “That’s 40 cents, please.”
They pay the 40 cents wondering how the bar stays in business. They’ve each had two martinis and haven’t even spent a dollar yet.
Finally one of them says, “How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?”
The bartender nods. “I’m a retired tailor from Phoenix and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it’s all the same.”
“Wow! That’s some story!”
Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, “What’s with them?”
The bartender says, “They’re retirees from Florida. They’re waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price.”
Aah . . . that’s better!