April Phools! April 1, 2015
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, People.trackback
While watching The Mentalist one night, we heard an enticing News Blurb that encouraged us to stay tuned to NBC for the local News at 11.
Some guy had used up all his cell phone minutes. He didn’t have a plan with rollover minutes.
The gentleman in question wanted to enjoy cheap phone sex without paying for extra minutes or charging several dollars a minute to a credit card for the lady’s time.
What a dilemma for a desperate and determined dude!
In a less-than-brilliant move, he did what any red-blooded male with half a brain would do . . . he dialed 911!
Yup, he called the 911 Operator and asked her what she was wearing. Then, he asked her if she had a nice ass.
Then, he shared intimate details about his body before asking her a few more questions that NBC censored from the 911 tape being replayed for our listening pleasure.
Paydirt! The 911 Operator agreed to head over there as soon as her shift ended.
Surprise, surprise, surprise . . . the “hussy” never showed up. Instead, a patrol car ran round and two officers arrested the dude.
When he denied having made a 911 call, the officers called the number on the recorded 911 tape and the dude’s cell phone started ringing.
BUSTED!
Happy April Fool’s Day!
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Spirit Lights The Way 
😆 Ha!
What a dim bulb! 💡
Ha ha! 🙂 Busted indeed!
They. Are. Out. There. 😆
LOL! 😀
Good Morning Nancy!
Morning, Pix! Happy April . . . steer clear of fools.
I’ll be on the lookout for fools today 😉
Keep your eyes wide open. 😯
So far so good! I only came across humans 😉
That’s reassuring. We had a fool free day too.
If he had died in a shoot out he would have been eligible for the Darwin Award!
There’s still time for him to exit stage left “in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species’ chances of long-term survival.”
Or perhaps he’ll qualify through accidental self-sterilization? 😎
LOL!
Happy April, Kate! Hope Mr. T will “pity the fool!”
What a jerk. Sounds like he had even less than half a brain. Love Kate Crimmins’ comment!!! Too funny.
We don’t like ending the day on a sour note so we don’t often watch the 11 o’clock news ~ the anchor’s enticing preview of this story drew us in . . . since it was shared with a huge grin! 🙄
Let’s hope he hasn’t contributed to the gene pool.
Some people aren’t very intelligent.
And this guy is on that list. 🙄
When it comes to April Fools Day, here’s something I’ve been wondering about. At my Church, over the past 6 weeks, we had Lenten Soup Suppers, every Wednesday night. Now that has ended; but I’ve wondered. Supposing Lent wasn’t over, and we had a Soup Supper tonight. What would be in the soup, on April Fools Day?
Lentils?
What a knuckle-head. What some people do for kicks..
Silly Rabbits!
Wow. Now that’s a guy to take home to Mama. I’m sure he’ll call and ask her what she’s wearing too.
Guys like this make my guy look like an absolute Peach!
I love it!
If we can’t get “good news” on the News, this is the next best thing ~> News we can laugh about.
I agree. The other day there was nothing but doom and gloom so I switched off and had a day with my own thoughts!
Good for you! I rarely tune in to the news except for the weather.
Even our weather is full of doom and gloom. 😦 I thought our clocks ‘Springed’ forward on Sunday…
Mother Nature is being rather contrary this year ~ it seems everyone is waiting for Spring to arrive in full bloom..
Good one! Sometimes the best jokes are true — unless you’re April fooling us.
It seems like an April Fool’s joke, but it’s not ~~>> this guy is out there. 🙄
She didn’t even have the kindness to come and arrest him herself!
She played him for a fool.
That’s how you handle a “half-brainer”! The operator was well equipped, it seems 😉
Yes! It makes you wonder whether she has to field calls from half-brainers on a regular basis? 😉
I believe they do!
No doubt.
You had me going for a minute but then had to give up hope for the rascal and knew he would be arrested or ‘not real!’ Smiles and hope you have a fun and celebratory Easter, Nancy.
Yup. He’s for real.
We have a saying here, Nancy: some mothers do have ’em.
That’s pretty funny ~> does the saying favor the theory of Nature or Nurture?
love it! 😀
Hi Yolanda! Hope you weekend is off to a wonderful start.
And I thought it was a true story! XD
It was a true story, Timi . . . unless the News Anchors decided to play us for fools.
Stoopid, drooling phool, indeed!
Well said . . . or as Mr. T would say, “I pity the drooling phool!”
What an idiot. Not much else to say about that 🙂
Some folks ain’t got the sense they was born with. 🙄