April Phools! April 1, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, People.
Some guy had used up all his cell phone minutes. He didn’t have a plan with rollover minutes.
The gentleman in question wanted to enjoy cheap phone sex without paying for extra minutes or charging several dollars a minute to a credit card for the lady’s time.
What a dilemma for a desperate and determined dude!
In a less-than-brilliant move, he did what any red-blooded male with half a brain would do . . . he dialed 911!
Then, he shared intimate details about his body before asking her a few more questions that NBC censored from the 911 tape being replayed for our listening pleasure.
Paydirt! The 911 Operator agreed to head over there as soon as her shift ended.
Surprise, surprise, surprise . . . the “hussy” never showed up. Instead, a patrol car ran round and two officers arrested the dude.