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April Phools! April 1, 2015

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, People.

TimonWhile watching The Mentalist one night, we heard an enticing News Blurb that encouraged us to stay tuned to NBC for the local News at 11.

Some guy had used up all his cell phone minutes.  He didn’t have a plan with rollover minutes.

The gentleman in question wanted to enjoy cheap phone sex without paying for extra minutes or charging several dollars a minute to a credit card for the lady’s time.

What a dilemma for a desperate and determined dude!

In a less-than-brilliant move, he did what any red-blooded male with half a brain would do . . . he dialed 911!

Betty-BoopYup, he called the 911 Operator and asked her what she was wearing.  Then, he asked her if she had a nice ass.

Then, he shared intimate details about his body before asking her a few more questions that NBC censored from the 911 tape being replayed for our listening pleasure.

Paydirt!  The 911 Operator agreed to head over there as soon as her shift ended.

Surprise, surprise, surprise . . . the “hussy” never showed up.  Instead, a patrol car ran round and two officers arrested the dude.

Lumpus-MooseWhen he denied having made a 911 call, the officers called the number on the recorded 911 tape and the dude’s cell phone started ringing.


Happy April Fool’s Day!  



1. anotherday2paradise - April 1, 2015

😆 Ha!

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

What a dim bulb! 💡

2. Jill Weatherholt - April 1, 2015

Ha ha! 🙂 Busted indeed!

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

They. Are. Out. There. 😆

3. Pix Under the Oaks - April 1, 2015

LOL! 😀
Good Morning Nancy!

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

Morning, Pix! Happy April . . . steer clear of fools.

4. Val Boyko - April 1, 2015

I’ll be on the lookout for fools today 😉

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

Keep your eyes wide open. 😯

Val Boyko - April 1, 2015

So far so good! I only came across humans 😉

nrhatch - April 2, 2015

That’s reassuring. We had a fool free day too. :mrgreen:

5. Kate Crimmins - April 1, 2015

If he had died in a shoot out he would have been eligible for the Darwin Award!

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

There’s still time for him to exit stage left “in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species’ chances of long-term survival.”

Or perhaps he’ll qualify through accidental self-sterilization? 😎

6. Kate @ Did That Just Happen? - April 1, 2015


nrhatch - April 1, 2015

Happy April, Kate! Hope Mr. T will “pity the fool!” :mrgreen:

7. Silver in the Barn - April 1, 2015

What a jerk. Sounds like he had even less than half a brain. Love Kate Crimmins’ comment!!! Too funny.

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

We don’t like ending the day on a sour note so we don’t often watch the 11 o’clock news ~ the anchor’s enticing preview of this story drew us in . . . since it was shared with a huge grin! 🙄

Let’s hope he hasn’t contributed to the gene pool.

8. suzicate - April 1, 2015

Some people aren’t very intelligent.

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

And this guy is on that list. 🙄

9. William D'Andrea - April 1, 2015

When it comes to April Fools Day, here’s something I’ve been wondering about. At my Church, over the past 6 weeks, we had Lenten Soup Suppers, every Wednesday night. Now that has ended; but I’ve wondered. Supposing Lent wasn’t over, and we had a Soup Supper tonight. What would be in the soup, on April Fools Day?

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

Lentils? :mrgreen:

10. Don - April 1, 2015

What a knuckle-head. What some people do for kicks..

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

Silly Rabbits! :/

11. L. Marie - April 1, 2015

Wow. Now that’s a guy to take home to Mama. I’m sure he’ll call and ask her what she’s wearing too.

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

Guys like this make my guy look like an absolute Peach!

12. Grannymar - April 1, 2015

I love it!

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

If we can’t get “good news” on the News, this is the next best thing ~> News we can laugh about.

Grannymar - April 1, 2015

I agree. The other day there was nothing but doom and gloom so I switched off and had a day with my own thoughts!

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

Good for you! I rarely tune in to the news except for the weather.

Grannymar - April 1, 2015

Even our weather is full of doom and gloom. 😦 I thought our clocks ‘Springed’ forward on Sunday…

nrhatch - April 1, 2015

Mother Nature is being rather contrary this year ~ it seems everyone is waiting for Spring to arrive in full bloom..

13. Behind the Story - April 2, 2015

Good one! Sometimes the best jokes are true — unless you’re April fooling us.

nrhatch - April 2, 2015

It seems like an April Fool’s joke, but it’s not ~~>> this guy is out there. 🙄

14. colonialist - April 2, 2015

She didn’t even have the kindness to come and arrest him herself!

nrhatch - April 2, 2015

She played him for a fool. :mrgreen:

15. Tiny - April 2, 2015

That’s how you handle a “half-brainer”! The operator was well equipped, it seems 😉

nrhatch - April 3, 2015

Yes! It makes you wonder whether she has to field calls from half-brainers on a regular basis? 😉

Tiny - April 3, 2015

I believe they do!

nrhatch - April 3, 2015

No doubt.

16. reocochran - April 3, 2015

You had me going for a minute but then had to give up hope for the rascal and knew he would be arrested or ‘not real!’ Smiles and hope you have a fun and celebratory Easter, Nancy.

nrhatch - April 3, 2015

Yup. He’s for real. :/

17. kateshrewsday - April 3, 2015

We have a saying here, Nancy: some mothers do have ’em.

nrhatch - April 3, 2015

That’s pretty funny ~> does the saying favor the theory of Nature or Nurture?

18. Yolanda M. - April 3, 2015

love it! 😀

nrhatch - April 3, 2015

Hi Yolanda! Hope you weekend is off to a wonderful start.

19. livelytwist - April 4, 2015

And I thought it was a true story! XD

nrhatch - April 4, 2015

It was a true story, Timi . . . unless the News Anchors decided to play us for fools.

20. beeblu - April 9, 2015

Stoopid, drooling phool, indeed!

nrhatch - April 9, 2015

Well said . . . or as Mr. T would say, “I pity the drooling phool!”

21. jannatwrites - April 9, 2015

What an idiot. Not much else to say about that 🙂

nrhatch - April 9, 2015

Some folks ain’t got the sense they was born with. 🙄

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