Virtual Reality: Battle of the Sexes February 28, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Life Balance, People.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. – Prince Philip
The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. – Jean Kerr
I’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Home cooking ~> Where many a man thinks his wife is. – Jimmy Durante
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. – Betsy Salkind
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. – Irina Dunn
Q. “Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?”
A. “Why buy the pig if all you want is a little sausage?”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Granny1947)
March 2nd: I’m guest posting on L. Marie’s blog as part of her series ~ The Stanton Effect: Inspiration From A TED Talk.
Here’s the link: The Stanton Effect: Building to the Punchline