The Worst First Date February 21, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Nature, People.
I had the worst first date ever. My date took me skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. The outing was fun, until we started for home.
Driving down the mountain, an hour away from the nearest rest room, in the middle of nowhere, nature called.
I realized I should NOT have had that extra latte.
After holding it as long as I could, I asked him to stop the car so I could go beside the road. As soon as the car stopped, I jumped out, ran behind the car, yanked my pants down, rested my butt against the rear fender, and let go.
My date stood at the side of the car watching for traffic.
Despite the embarrassing nature of the situation, all I could think about was the relief I felt. Finished, I bent to pull up my pants and discovered my cheeks were glued to the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to metal flagpoles came to mind as I attempted to disengage my exposed flesh from the icy perch.
When I told my date I needed assistance, he came around the car and burst out laughing at the sight of me freezing my butt off!
After we stopped laughing, we figured out the best way to free me . . . I looked the other way while he unzipped his pants and peed my butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed with laughter, Leno said, “This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.”
Her date became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
Aah . . . that’s better!
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Has a first date ever pissed you off?