Something’s Screwy With This Key February 14, 2015Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
A woman in her early forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Key,” where a small key placed on the back of a woman’s head can be turned to tighten her skin to create the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted “The Key.”
Over the years, the woman tightened the key with wonderful results – the woman remained young and vibrant looking.
“For 15 years, everything has worked fine. I’d turn the key and love the result. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won’t get rid of them.”
The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.”
She nodded. “No point asking about the beard then . . .”
Aah . . . that’s better!
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