No Mailing Lists! December 3, 2014Posted by nrhatch in Home & Garden, Humor, People.
The spokesperson shoved an entry form and a pen into my hand.
“Fill this out for a chance to win a Lowe’s Gift Card.”
I started to hand the form back. Blank.
He pointed to signs all over the table:
NO MAILING LISTS.
I looked back at the form wondering why they wanted so much information if they didn’t plan to use it.
I glanced down at the signed consent portion of the form and started reading.
He interrupted my endeavor to “interpret” the language for me.
Why did they need so much information just to contact the winner?
Why was I still standing here talking to Barker Bob?
I placed the blank entry form and pen on the table and turned away, ignoring their continued pleas for me to Enter & Win.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Someone asked about the falling snow. To activate on your WordPress blog:
Dashboard ~> Settings ~> General . . . scroll down and click the box that says “Show falling snow on my blog until January 4th.”