The New Alphabet November 22, 2014Posted by nrhatch in Health & Wellness, Humor, Joke.
The New Alphabet
A’s for arthritis. B’s the bad back. C’s the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline. E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line! F is for farting and fluid retention. G is for gut droop, which I’d rather not mention.
L ‘s for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low. O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!
S: sleepless nights, counting my fears. T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears! U is for urinary, troubles with flow. V for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you know.
W for worry, now what’s going ’round? X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y’s for another year I’ve left behind. Z is for zest I still have . . . in my mind!
I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed. I’m keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
Aah . . . that’s better!
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