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Fun Pub Signs November 19, 2014

Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Humor, Joke.
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IMGP1105bKathy sent me some FUN Pub Signs.  My favorites:

* Today’s Special:  Buy 1 Pint for the price of 2 and get your 2nd Pint FREE.

* FREE Beer.  Topless Bartenders.  False Advertising.

* Alcohol and Calculus don’t mix.  Don’t drink and derive.

* Jokes about German Sausage are the Wurst.

* FREE Air Guitar with every Pint!

* The Perfect Martini:  Pour Gin, Vermouth, and Olives into the Trash where they belong.  Drink Whisky!

* Helping UGLY people have sex since 1864.

* Come in and meet your future Ex-Wife.

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* I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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* Alcohol!  Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.

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Aah . . . that’s better!