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FBI Opening: Hit Man Needed May 10, 2014

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, People.
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists ~ two men and a woman.

220px-TennieldumdeeFor the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.  “We need to know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances.  Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

“Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take  your wife and go home.”

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The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, But I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

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Now it was the woman’s turn.  She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were heard, one after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, the door opened.  There stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

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“This gun was loaded with blanks.  I had to kill him with the chair.”

Source:  e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)