The Phone Call April 26, 2014
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
Husband’s call:
Honey it’s me. I don’t want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.
Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe, but it did not cause any serious internal injury.
However I have three broken ribs , a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot.
Wife’s Response:
Who is Paula?
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Bonus Laugh:
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Aah . . . that’s better!
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Spirit Lights The Way 
OMG! I thought that first one was a real call from your very real husband. You got me on that! and yeah, whose Paula? She better be an EMT!
You’ve given me something else to be thankful for, Kate ~> I am ecstatic that BFF isn’t undergoing what that poor husband is going through. OUCH!
I wonder if Paula is on the up and up . . . if not, OUCH x 2!
That made me giggle, and I needed it badly today!
A day without laughter . . . is a day wasted! My sense of humor sustains me.
Laughter is usually my constant companion, but I think it overslept today! Back on track now.
Same here. When my sense of humor flees . . . I try to reclaim it at the first opportunity.
The bonus laugh was a cracker!!! Thank you for the big grin 😛
Yay! I got a kick out of that too.
There’s always a Paula. Big laugh Nancy – thank you. 🙂
Yay! Hope you have a fab day, Don.
This made me chuckle and glad it wasn’t your hubby as I first thought it was! Whew. 😀
That would be a tough transition for us ~ who would reach the upper reaches of the cabinets for me if BFF was out of commission. ❓
Oh no! I thought it was real for a minute and when I got to the punch-line laughed very loudly! Well done, Nancy 😀
Yay! Glad you got a kick out of it. Also glad this is just a joke ~ it would be hard to handle having BFF so beat up.
LOL! Thanks for the Saturday night chuckle! Hope ur having a great weekend 🙂
We are. Thanks, Tina. We just watched Philomena. Excellent film. We both liked it more than we anticipated we would.
Reminds me of a paranoid girlfriend I had. She was about to get wheeled in for abdominal surgery and noticed one of the nurses was on the attractive side. She grabbed my shirt on the way out and said, “I saw you looking at her!” I should have slipped the anesthesiologist a few extra bucks to up the dose.
When BFF had surgery, he flirted outrageously with one of the nurses while still “under the effects” (well, that’s his story, anyway). As I looked on, he said to her, “I’d like to take you home with me.”
He blamed it on the drugs. How convenient! 😎
Men! What are you going to do with us? We’re silly.
Life would be ever so dull without our guys!
Hehehe, I thought it was for real at first, and feeling sorry for your hubby – till he mentioned Paula….thanks for the chuckle Nancy!
I am glad it wasn’t BFF who got hit by a car while “ogling” Paula.
I got a little concerned when I started to read this in my email and then I knew it wasn’t BFF when I saw “leaving the office”.. 🙄 Then I read wife’s response, scrolled up and had a good laugh!
Good Morning!
Good morning, Pix! Yup, BFF’s days of “leaving the office” are behind him. So I no longer have to worry about Paula’s behind.
Haha… the accident is the least of his worries, now!
His wife will probably take issue with the nurses too.
Glad I didn’t have a sip of coffee at that moment! ha ha funny. Not really though as I have been in similiar circumstances. And probably so have a lot of women who are locked up in jail now. And shouldn’t be 🙂 Have a great day!
These jokes highlight two “deadly sins” ~> Jealousy and Vanity. I try to avoid both because I’d rather not exist in a prison of my own making.