The Phone Call April 26, 2014
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.28 comments
Husband’s call:
Honey it’s me. I don’t want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.
Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe, but it did not cause any serious internal injury.
However I have three broken ribs , a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot.
Wife’s Response:
Who is Paula?
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Bonus Laugh:
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Aah . . . that’s better!
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