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The Phone Call April 26, 2014

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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180px-Leonardo_Skeleton_1511Husband’s call:

Honey it’s me. I don’t want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.

Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.  The blow to my head was severe, but it did not cause any serious internal injury.

However I have three broken ribs , a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot.

Wife’s Response:

Who is Paula?

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220px-Alice_par_John_Tenniel_27Bonus Laugh:  

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Aah . . . that’s better!

E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)