Flight 293 April 12, 2014
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Travel & Leisure.comments closed
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead looks good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So sit back, relax, and . . . OH . . . MY GOD!
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking, a flight attendant dropped a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants.
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus . . . you should see the back of mine!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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