Redneck Lent April 5, 2014
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.comments closed
Wikipedia ~ Holy Orders (in Public Domain)
Every Friday night, Bubba fired up his grill and cooked a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic. And, since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The aroma from the grilled venison was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. The Priest sprinkled holy water over Bubba, “You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called. He rushed over clutching a rosary, prepared to scold Bubba. Instead, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat as he chanted:
“You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”
Wikipedia ~ Catfish (in Public Domain)
Aah . . . that’s better!
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