Lawyer Joke # 3,479,153 (c) February 22, 2014
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Wikipedia ~ Court Jester (in Public Domain)
In a recent trend, lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals.
There are 3 main reasons:
1. They are plentiful.
2. Lab assistants don’t get attached to them.
3. There are some things that rats just won’t do.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: Do It! Let’s Get Off Our Buts by Peter McWilliams