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Now That’s Punny! January 18, 2014

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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Pluto-Happy1.  Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.

2.  Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

3.  A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

4.  Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

5.  Practice safe eating – always use condiments.  You may notice a vague feeling of dijon vu from using the same mustard as before.

6.  Does the name PavLov ring a bell?

7.  Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

8.  A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

9.  When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

10.  She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but he broke it off.

11.  With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

12.  A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

13.  A lot of money is tainted – taint yours and taint mine.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Granny1947).

Related puns:  All In A Day’s Work * No Pun In Ten Did *  Live Laugh and Learn * Virtual Reality * (Duck) Soup to Nuts * Crime Doesn’t Pay (Much) * That’s Gonna Leave A Mark * Very Punny

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1. Rainee - January 18, 2014

Very good 🙂

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Hope your weekend is cruising along, Rainee.

2. Sandra Bell Kirchman - January 18, 2014

These are pretty funny, esp. #6, which made me laugh out loud 😀

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Yay! Humor makes life that much easier. 😀

3. Pix Under the Oaks - January 18, 2014

I knew before I even read the credit these were from Granny.. 😀 ALL very funny! Like #13.

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

People are catching on to where I get all my funny punnies! 😀

4. katecrimmins - January 18, 2014

Good ones I never heard before! As for #1 is there such a thing anymore? Don’t think so. Just ask the Kardashians.

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

I felt the same about the list ~ lots of newbies. Like #12. As for the Kardashians . . . let’s hope they don’t become the standard bearers for society. :mrgreen:

5. Don - January 18, 2014

Hope your week-end is as funny as your post. Thanks for the laugh Nancy.

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

You’re welcome! We’re having a CHILLY one today . . . so I’m inside sorting out STUFF. And seeing the humor in 2 people having so many THINGS.

6. Tammy - January 18, 2014

Funny Nancy. Thanks for starting me with a smile.

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Glad you enjoyed! Hope you find lots of giggles this weekend.

7. christinakenny123 - January 18, 2014

Haha, it’s so great how reading something like this can actually lighten your mood completely! Well done, I liked it!

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for stopping by.

christinakenny123 - January 18, 2014

No problem at all! I’d love for you to check out my blog sometime. It’s also of the humorous nature.

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Shall do! Humorous posts are the posts I love best. 😀

8. Eric Tonningsen - January 18, 2014

Thanks for the weekend smiles, Nancy. 🙂

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Happy to add some happy to the cyber mix.

9. Tom Merriman - January 18, 2014

Hehehe! Funny puns, Nancy!

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Granny is a great supplier of wit and witticism.

10. colonialist - January 18, 2014

The safe eating one particularly attacks my funny-bone.

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

That’s a twofer! A marriage made in levity. :mrgreen:

11. diannegray - January 18, 2014

LOL!!! This gave me a good giggle this morning. Wonderful, Nancy! 😀

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Thanks, Dianne. Glad it got your day off to a gigglelicious start.

12. sufilight - January 18, 2014

All of them made me smile and chuckle, but this was one is my favorite one: .”When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.” 😀

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Good pick. Very clever wordplay.

13. jannatwrites - January 18, 2014

Funny! #4 is true…that happened to me in college when I visited CA with a friend. I’m not a sunbather so I decided to read to pass the time. I should’ve picked a less interesting book and perhaps I would’ve remembered to flip over 🙂

nrhatch - January 18, 2014

Ouch! 😳

14. Three Well Beings - January 19, 2014

I really enjoy puns! I tend to unintentionally make them quite often, but if I try to make one, I draw a blank. 🙂

nrhatch - January 19, 2014

I tend to be in that same boat, Debra. We probably need to write down our punny funnies as they arise if we want to be able to utilize them again.

15. bluebee - January 19, 2014

Hahaha – love the condiments pun 🙂

nrhatch - January 19, 2014

Glad you got a kick out of it, BB!

16. Maggie - January 19, 2014

I like these! Thanks for sharing!

nrhatch - January 19, 2014

Glad you enjoyed, Maggie. Puns can be so clever in their twist of a turn of a phrase.

17. kateshrewsday - January 19, 2014

Brilliant 😀 Thanks for the giggles, Nancy!

nrhatch - January 19, 2014

Some day, maybe, I’ll be able to share of list of my own . . . in the meantime, I’ll keep sharing others wit.

18. Nancy Curteman - January 19, 2014

Hilarious and philosophical funnies.

nrhatch - January 19, 2014

Glad you enjoyed, NC!

19. Booksphotographsandartwork - January 19, 2014

# 13 sure fits the bill here!

nrhatch - January 19, 2014

Here too.

20. Behind the Story - January 20, 2014

This gentle form of mental gymnastics is underrated. I seldom come up with a pun, which says something, I suppose, about my mental flexibility. My son-in-law is the practitioner in our family, surprising and delighting us with his clever puns. Thanks for these.

nrhatch - January 20, 2014

Mental gymnastics is a great way to retain flexibility! {{boing}} Hope your SIL continues to surprise and delight with clever puns.


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