Now That’s Punny! January 18, 2014
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.comments closed
1. Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.
2. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
3. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
4. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
5. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. You may notice a vague feeling of dijon vu from using the same mustard as before.
6. Does the name PavLov ring a bell?
7. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
9. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
10. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but he broke it off.
11. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
12. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
13. A lot of money is tainted – taint yours and taint mine.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Granny1947).
Related puns: All In A Day’s Work * No Pun In Ten Did * Live Laugh and Learn * Virtual Reality * (Duck) Soup to Nuts * Crime Doesn’t Pay (Much) * That’s Gonna Leave A Mark * Very Punny
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