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Now That’s Punny! January 18, 2014

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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Pluto-Happy1.  Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.

2.  Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

3.  A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

4.  Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

5.  Practice safe eating – always use condiments.  You may notice a vague feeling of dijon vu from using the same mustard as before.

6.  Does the name PavLov ring a bell?

7.  Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

8.  A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

9.  When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

10.  She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but he broke it off.

11.  With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

12.  A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

13.  A lot of money is tainted – taint yours and taint mine.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Granny1947).

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