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The Cabbie & The Nun January 11, 2014

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Wikipedia – Saint Scholastica

A Nun gets into a cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver is staring at her.

“Why are you staring at me?”

“I have a favor to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

“My son, you cannot offend me. When you’ve been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

“Are you single?  And Catholic?”

“Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK. Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My child, why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, but I lied; I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun laughs, “That’s OK.  My name is Kevin and I’m going to a costume party.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source: e-mail from an unknown author (sent by Joe M.)