The Cabbie & The Nun January 11, 2014
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Wikipedia – Saint Scholastica
A Nun gets into a cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver is staring at her.
“Why are you staring at me?”
“I have a favor to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
“My son, you cannot offend me. When you’ve been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
“Are you single? And Catholic?”
“Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK. Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My child, why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I lied; I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun laughs, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a costume party.”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from an unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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