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Laughter is the Best Medicine December 23, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Woodstock-&-Snoopy3A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.   The Receptionist said, “Good morning, sir.  What are you seeing the Doctor for today?”

“There’s something wrong with my tally wacker.”

Irritated, the receptionist said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.”

“Why not?  You asked me what was wrong and I told you.”

“Instead of causing embarrassment to other patients, you could have said there was something wrong with your ear and discussed the specific nature of your problem with the Doctor.  In private.”

The man nodded and walked out.  After a brief pause, he re-entered the waiting room and approached the receptionist.

The Receptionist nodded.  “Good morning, sir.  What are you seeing the Doctor for today?”

“There’s something wrong with my ear.”

Hobbes

The Receptionist offered a smug smile and said, “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?”

“I can’t piss out of it.”

The waiting room erupted with laughter.

Mess with seniors and you’re going to lose.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)