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My Computer Has Gone Wonky December 14, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Life Balance.
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PC-CatFor the past couple of days, my computer has been acting a bit wonky . . . especially when it first wakes up in the morning.

I’ve cleared its cache and deleted its cookies . . . but it’s still S~L~O~W going upon awakening.

To diagnose the problem, I’ve come up with a few working hypotheses:

A.  It’s got arthritis and needs time to limber up in the morning.

B.  It’s not getting enough sleep.

C.  It’s suffering from S.A.D. ~ Seasonal Affective Disorder.

D.  It’s overwhelmed by holiday hoopla and the influx of “only X shopping days to Christmas” ads.

E.  It’s got the “Bah Humbugs.”

F.  All of the above.

Xmas-CatAfter an hour or so of stretches and reaches and slow-going searches, the strangle-hold on my browser eases up, allowing me to circulate through cyber-space at close to normal speeds.

Maybe it’s just not a “morning person” . . . I’ll let it sleep late tomorrow.

Aah . . . that’s better!