My Computer Has Gone Wonky December 14, 2013
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Life Balance.comments closed
For the past couple of days, my computer has been acting a bit wonky . . . especially when it first wakes up in the morning.
I’ve cleared its cache and deleted its cookies . . . but it’s still S~L~O~W going upon awakening.
To diagnose the problem, I’ve come up with a few working hypotheses:
A. It’s got arthritis and needs time to limber up in the morning.
B. It’s not getting enough sleep.
C. It’s suffering from S.A.D. ~ Seasonal Affective Disorder.
D. It’s overwhelmed by holiday hoopla and the influx of “only X shopping days to Christmas” ads.
E. It’s got the “Bah Humbugs.”
F. All of the above.
After an hour or so of stretches and reaches and slow-going searches, the strangle-hold on my browser eases up, allowing me to circulate through cyber-space at close to normal speeds.
Maybe it’s just not a “morning person” . . . I’ll let it sleep late tomorrow.
Aah . . . that’s better!
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