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Tin Foil Hats & Fruit Loops October 3, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Books & Movies, Humor.
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If you want to get out of jury duty, I suggest wearing a homemade hat in response to the summons . . . Tin foil works best.

Embellish it with straw antennae . . . so you can hear “them” but they can’t read your thoughts.

If anyone asks you about your hat, hold a finger to your mouth, then point to the sky and whisper, “shh . . . they’re listening.”

To complete the look . . .

Wear dark glasses and jewelry you’ve made yourself to brighten up your “hey, hey, you, you, stay out of my mind” outfit:


Nothing says “Fruitcake” faster than a necklace strung with Fruit Loops!

Just ask Aunt Glady . . .

Aah . . . that’s better!

Once you get out of Jury Duty, pop Home for the Holidays in your Digital Viewing Device and prepare to laugh your tin foil hat off!