A-Moose Me! September 25, 2013
Posted by nrhatch in Art & Photography, Humor.comments closed
On our way to watch the sunset over the Gulf last Saturday, I spied this sign:
Hmm . . . why do men get to join the Loyal Order of the Moose for $30 but it costs women $40?
Is it because women eat too much at the Friday night buffets? Or drink too much when they belly up to the bar?
Perhaps they are just too distracting?
I know! Maybe men are jealous because women are better hula hoopers?
OK . . . I give up. You tell me. Put on your thinking cap and come up with the best explanation you can for why men get to join the Loyal Order of the Moose for $30 but it costs women $40.
Get the Loyal Order of the Moose in your sights. Take aim. And . . . FIRE!
Try to a-moose.
Aah . . . that’s better!
To double your FUN . . . enter your answer in Eric’s Worst Short Story Contest.
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