Circle of Friends September 8, 2013
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Wikipedia ~ Dredge
I scanned the room, wondering who had dredged the bottom of the gene pool to compile this motley mess.
Gyrating hips and hipsters occupied the dance floor.
Transfixed by the less-than-smooth moves of countless flailing limbs, I stood on the perimeter of the precipice, sipping a frozen margarita.
Is this what social gatherings had become in my absence?
A sea of misfits twitching and twisting and twerking around in a lawful, yet lewd, display of claimed carnality?
In horrified fascination, I watched writhing torsos engaged in blatant mating rituals designed to entice the preferred gender to take a gander.
Satisfied this foray was not the way to expand my circle of friends, I fled the scene ~ claiming a pert and perky pink parasol as a suitable souvenir.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Jumble Prompt: Dredge, Occupy, Frozen, Social, Lawful, Entice . . . Circle of Friends
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