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A Scotsman At The Pearly Gates August 19, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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A Scotsman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you done anything of particular merit?” asked Saint Peter.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the Scotsman replied.

“Just outside Glasgow, I came upon a gang of bikers threatening a young woman.

“I asked them ta leave her alone; but they didna’ listen.

“So, I smacked the largest most tattooed biker in the face, ripped out his nose ring, and kicked his bike over.  Then I yelled, Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of the lot of you!

St. Peter nodded and asked, “When did this happen?”

The Scotsman shrugged, “It’s a bit hard ta say.  I seem ta have lost track of time, but it’s the last thing I remember before arriving here.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source: e-mail from an unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

Illustration:  Wikipedia ~ Heaven (in Public Domain)