A Scotsman At The Pearly Gates August 19, 2013
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.36 comments
A Scotsman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you done anything of particular merit?” asked Saint Peter.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the Scotsman replied.
“Just outside Glasgow, I came upon a gang of bikers threatening a young woman.
“I asked them ta leave her alone; but they didna’ listen.
“So, I smacked the largest most tattooed biker in the face, ripped out his nose ring, and kicked his bike over. Then I yelled, Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of the lot of you!”
St. Peter nodded and asked, “When did this happen?”
The Scotsman shrugged, “It’s a bit hard ta say. I seem ta have lost track of time, but it’s the last thing I remember before arriving here.”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from an unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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