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Now That’s Punny! August 6, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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PaintMujibob applies for a job at a telemarketing firm in India which requires that all applicants speak English.

The interviewer says, “Well, Mujibob, you’ve got the job if you can pass this English test.”

Mujibob smiles, “OK . . . I give it a go.”

“Please use these three words in a sentence:  Green, Pink, and Yellow.”

Mujibob thinks for a minute, then says,  “OK . . . OK . . . how’s this?  Each time the phone goes green green, Mujibob pinks it up and says:  ‘Yellow . . . this is Mujibob.’ ”

Source: joke from unknown author (relayed by Joe M.)

Aah . . . that’s punny!

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1. shreejacob - August 6, 2013

hehe…good joke!

nrhatch - August 6, 2013

Glad you enjoyed. 😀

2. Andra Watkins - August 6, 2013

Ah, puns. I love ’em.

nrhatch - August 6, 2013

I heard this one at Water Aerobics last week.

3. suzicate - August 6, 2013

Bwahahaha!

nrhatch - August 6, 2013

Glad you enjoyed, Suzi. I got a kick out of it. 😀

4. Grannymar - August 6, 2013

Very punny and funny!

nrhatch - August 6, 2013

Glad it tickled your funny bone chakra!

5. katecrimmins - August 6, 2013

Why, I think I have talked to him on the phone. He works for my internet provider!

nrhatch - August 6, 2013

And mine too! 😆

6. Three Well Beings - August 6, 2013

The good thing is I’m getting better and better with translating! 🙂

nrhatch - August 6, 2013

Yes! We learn to read between the lines.

7. Tom Merriman - August 6, 2013

Fun joke, Nancy. I’m greening from ear to ear!!! 😀

nrhatch - August 6, 2013

I released you from the Spammer Slammer! Sorry you got stuck in the filter for so long.

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nrhatch - August 6, 2013

Thanks, Tom! Glad you enjoyed. Sorry you couldn’t comment here.

9. sufilight - August 7, 2013

Hahaha, good one. Now I wonder if Mujibob got the job? 😀

nrhatch - August 7, 2013

He did . . . Pix has talked to him recently. 😉

10. Pix Under the Oaks - August 7, 2013

I am sure he got the job, I have talked to him recently!

nrhatch - August 7, 2013

Hahaha. Good come back, Pix!

11. kateshrewsday - August 7, 2013

A born telephone operative, Nancy.

nrhatch - August 8, 2013

Exactly! I can see Mujibob grinning on the far side of the planet as they say, “you’re hired.” 😀

12. jannatwrites - August 8, 2013

Haha…good one!

nrhatch - August 8, 2013

This joke tickled my fancy. Go Mujibob!

13. William D'Andrea - August 8, 2013

Here is a pun that is also a riddle:

What is chilly when it is hot, and hot when it is chilly?

nrhatch - August 8, 2013

Red Hot Chili Peppers?

William D'Andrea - August 8, 2013

Exactly! Now let’s see how much Nancy has won!

nrhatch - August 8, 2013

Really? Woo Hoo! Maybe I’m better at punny riddles than I thought. 😀

William D'Andrea - August 10, 2013

“What has Nancy won Johnny?”
“A year supply of Red Hot Chill Peppers, Alex! Along with a year supply of Maalox!”

nrhatch - August 10, 2013

Yay! Or should I say . . . olé!

14. colonialist - August 15, 2013

*urk* Reminds me of the Chinese telephone angel – ‘Wing, wing, halo!’

nrhatch - August 15, 2013

Good one, Col. 😀

colonialist - August 15, 2013

Even though it is an unoriginal oldie!

nrhatch - August 15, 2013

Oldies are often goodies.


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