Anticipation March 16, 2013
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, People, Travel & Leisure, Word Play.trackback
Have you ever anticipated having a ménage à trois?
With twins?
Wikipedia ~ Ménage à trois (in Public Domain)
How about with twin prostitutes?
In Amsterdam?
What about a ménage à trois with 70-year-old twin prostitutes in Amsterdam?
Sorry, Charlie!
While you engaged in fantastic anticipatory foreplay, you missed your chance.
The Fokkens (no, not the Fokkers . . . the Fokkens) are now retired after 50 years “in the saddle.”
(In the saddle. On the saddle. Under the saddle.)
Nothing lasts forever.
Not even a S~L~O~W R~I~D~E.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Related post: Sidey’s Weekend Theme ~ Anticipation
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Spirit Lights The Way 
What happens in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam! I bet they have some stories to tell!
They do . . . and they’ve written a book! 😀
Their surname is Fokkens?! Seriously?!. (Fok is Afrikaans for f@#k – Afrikaans is a South African language derived from Old Dutch). This is too funny 🙂
It tickled my Funny Bone Chakra. Talk about STAMINA!
Too funny.. I bet they retired because they’re loaded with cash!!
They claim to have “engaged” with approximately 355,000 men over the years. At $10 a pop . . . that would be a tidy nest egg. At $100 a pop, it would be $35 million dollars.
But with that many notches in the bed post, wouldn’t the bed have collapsed? 😆
They now claim to have arthritis, I wonder if it’s from their genes or the beds? lol
There’s a headline: “Excessive Sex does NOT cure Arthritis.” 😉
Well, I for one think they have ‘earned’ their retirement at long last! Wot a job!
Agreed! The Fokkens have been fokken a L~O~N~G time.
How fantastic! Thanks so much, Nancy, for sharing this…that’s what you call job loyalty.:) You don’t see that very often these days.:)
A combined 100 years of service! They’ve definitely earned that Gold Watch. 😀
Wherever did you come up with this one? 70!
It snuck up on me! Really! {{Stamps Foot}} I did NOT google “sex” “Amsterdam” and/or “retiring prostitutes.”
When I send e-mails, I get a link to a story on Huffington Post. I rarely follow the links. Yesterday, I did. I just couldn’t resist. 😉
355,000 men?! Yup, it’s time to retire. 😉
Perhaps they calculated that number using the “new math.”
Something doesn’t quite add up ~ 355K comes out to 10 men a day, every day, for 50 years . . . for EACH of them:
10 x 365 x 50 = 182,500 x 2 = 365,000
They’d have had no time for anything but Fokken! 🙄
LOL! 😀
Speechless.. 😀
It is Fokken Amazing, isn’t it? 😉
Yes! It is freakin’ Fokken amazing! I can’t even wrap my brain around it.. 😯
Until reading about the fokken Fokkens, I’d never considered what the optimal retirement age for prostitutes might be.
where on earth did you find this? …and…what can you have been looking for when you found it?
What? Don’t you do a quick search every day to see what’s going down in Amsterdam? 😉
This story found me. When I send e-mails, I get a link to a story on Huffington Post. I rarely follow the links. Yesterday, I did.
HAHA yes of course – same here, hardly ever follow the links but sometimes when I do I get surprised
In this case, the headline was quite revealing. 😯
Hilarious – they’ve certainly earned their retirement 😀
Yes! The Fokkens have been fokken around long enough to take a well-deserved breather. 😆
I’d say that would be a menage a trois avec seasoning! Great story, Nancy.
Thanks, Amy. Truth is stranger than fiction at times.
Ewww they should have retired far sooner wouldn’t you think? I never thought about someone being a prostitute long enough to retire!
I wonder if they offered “frequent flier” miles to their best customers. 😉
I once knew a fellow who bragged about his anticipation for a menage a trois. 🙂 As far as I know, he is still anticipating.
A ménage à trois has too many flailing limbs for all but the hardiest sailors.
What, no “they got laid off” jokes?
I was waiting for YOU to lay that one on us! 😆
I wonder how they’ll keep themselves amused in retirement!
Perhaps they’ll become cheeky beach “bums” in Portugal.
Do you know, I looked at those two, nancy, and I thought…shall I?
Here’s to a blogger who graps the challenge every time 😀 Excellent post!
Oh, you should too! You’d give an entirely different slant to their careers . . . one that we would ALL enjoy! 😀
Well now, this is easily the most interesting of the “anticipation” series! LOL! Retired after 50 years? Think of the stories…carefully! 🙂
Thanks, Debra! Their longevity fair boggles the mind . . . 😯
This makes my life seem verrrry dull!
My keyboard is soaking from tears of laughter!
Yay! I’m sitting here grinning at the image of you laughing. 😀
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing: the twin prostitutes, or that Heinz commercial. There’s some underlying sexual fantasy there I can’t quite grasp…
I felt the same way watching that commercial . . . you could cut through the sexual innuendo with a knife!
OK, I thought I had a twisted mind but now I feel better. It’s even more disturbing that it’s kids and teenagers acting this commercial.
And this aired years ago . . . before sex in prime time became so common place.
As long as they got job satisfaction …
From Carly singing “Anticipation” to the Rolling Stones “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction.” 😎
🙂
Yikes! Can’t say that I’ve had that kind of anticipation (thank goodness!)
Not my cup of tea either (especially with twin prostitutes . . . in their 70’s . . . with arthritis). 😆