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Anticipation March 16, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, People, Travel & Leisure, Word Play.
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Have you ever anticipated having a ménage à trois?
With twins?

Wikipedia ~ Ménage à trois (in Public Domain)

How about with twin prostitutes?
In Amsterdam?

What about a ménage à trois with 70-year-old twin prostitutes in Amsterdam?

Sorry, Charlie!
While you engaged in fantastic anticipatory foreplay, you missed your chance.

The Fokkens (no, not the Fokkers . . . the Fokkens) are now retired after 50 years “in the saddle.”

(In the saddle.  On the saddle. Under the saddle.)

Nothing lasts forever.
Not even a S~L~O~W  R~I~D~E.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Related post:  Sidey’s Weekend Theme ~ Anticipation

Comments

1. ryoko861 - March 16, 2013

What happens in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam! I bet they have some stories to tell!

nrhatch - March 16, 2013

They do . . . and they’ve written a book! 😀

2. bluebee - March 16, 2013

Their surname is Fokkens?! Seriously?!. (Fok is Afrikaans for f@#k – Afrikaans is a South African language derived from Old Dutch). This is too funny 🙂

nrhatch - March 16, 2013

It tickled my Funny Bone Chakra. Talk about STAMINA! :mrgreen:

3. Barb Bamber (@justasmidgen1) - March 16, 2013

Too funny.. I bet they retired because they’re loaded with cash!!

nrhatch - March 16, 2013

They claim to have “engaged” with approximately 355,000 men over the years. At $10 a pop . . . that would be a tidy nest egg. At $100 a pop, it would be $35 million dollars.

But with that many notches in the bed post, wouldn’t the bed have collapsed? 😆

4. Jim Kaszynski "THE IDEA MAN' - March 17, 2013

They now claim to have arthritis, I wonder if it’s from their genes or the beds? lol

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

There’s a headline: “Excessive Sex does NOT cure Arthritis.” 😉

5. adeeyoyo - March 17, 2013

Well, I for one think they have ‘earned’ their retirement at long last! Wot a job!

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

Agreed! The Fokkens have been fokken a L~O~N~G time.

6. viviankirkfield - March 17, 2013

How fantastic! Thanks so much, Nancy, for sharing this…that’s what you call job loyalty.:) You don’t see that very often these days.:)

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

A combined 100 years of service! They’ve definitely earned that Gold Watch. 😀

7. Tammy - March 17, 2013

Wherever did you come up with this one? 70!

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

It snuck up on me! Really! {{Stamps Foot}} I did NOT google “sex” “Amsterdam” and/or “retiring prostitutes.”

When I send e-mails, I get a link to a story on Huffington Post. I rarely follow the links. Yesterday, I did. I just couldn’t resist. 😉

8. sufilight - March 17, 2013

355,000 men?! Yup, it’s time to retire. 😉

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

Perhaps they calculated that number using the “new math.”

Something doesn’t quite add up ~ 355K comes out to 10 men a day, every day, for 50 years . . . for EACH of them:

10 x 365 x 50 = 182,500 x 2 = 365,000

They’d have had no time for anything but Fokken! 🙄

sufilight - March 17, 2013

LOL! 😀

9. sweetdaysundertheoaks - March 17, 2013

Speechless.. 😀

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

It is Fokken Amazing, isn’t it? 😉

sweetdaysundertheoaks - March 17, 2013

Yes! It is freakin’ Fokken amazing! I can’t even wrap my brain around it.. 😯

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

Until reading about the fokken Fokkens, I’d never considered what the optimal retirement age for prostitutes might be. :mrgreen:

10. elspethc - March 17, 2013

where on earth did you find this? …and…what can you have been looking for when you found it?

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

What? Don’t you do a quick search every day to see what’s going down in Amsterdam? 😉

This story found me. When I send e-mails, I get a link to a story on Huffington Post. I rarely follow the links. Yesterday, I did.

elspethc - March 17, 2013

HAHA yes of course – same here, hardly ever follow the links but sometimes when I do I get surprised

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

In this case, the headline was quite revealing. 😯

11. diannegray - March 17, 2013

Hilarious – they’ve certainly earned their retirement 😀

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

Yes! The Fokkens have been fokken around long enough to take a well-deserved breather. 😆

12. souldipper - March 17, 2013

I’d say that would be a menage a trois avec seasoning! Great story, Nancy.

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

Thanks, Amy. Truth is stranger than fiction at times.

13. Booksphotographsandartwork - March 17, 2013

Ewww they should have retired far sooner wouldn’t you think? I never thought about someone being a prostitute long enough to retire!

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

I wonder if they offered “frequent flier” miles to their best customers. 😉

14. Andra Watkins - March 17, 2013

I once knew a fellow who bragged about his anticipation for a menage a trois. 🙂 As far as I know, he is still anticipating.

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

A ménage à trois has too many flailing limbs for all but the hardiest sailors. :mrgreen:

15. ericjbaker - March 17, 2013

What, no “they got laid off” jokes?

nrhatch - March 17, 2013

I was waiting for YOU to lay that one on us! 😆

16. Piglet in Portugal - March 18, 2013

I wonder how they’ll keep themselves amused in retirement!

nrhatch - March 18, 2013

Perhaps they’ll become cheeky beach “bums” in Portugal. :mrgreen:

17. kateshrewsday - March 18, 2013

Do you know, I looked at those two, nancy, and I thought…shall I?

Here’s to a blogger who graps the challenge every time 😀 Excellent post!

nrhatch - March 18, 2013

Oh, you should too! You’d give an entirely different slant to their careers . . . one that we would ALL enjoy! 😀

18. Three Well Beings - March 18, 2013

Well now, this is easily the most interesting of the “anticipation” series! LOL! Retired after 50 years? Think of the stories…carefully! 🙂

nrhatch - March 19, 2013

Thanks, Debra! Their longevity fair boggles the mind . . . 😯

19. Grannymar - March 20, 2013

This makes my life seem verrrry dull!
My keyboard is soaking from tears of laughter!

nrhatch - March 20, 2013

Yay! I’m sitting here grinning at the image of you laughing. 😀

20. Perfecting Motherhood - March 21, 2013

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing: the twin prostitutes, or that Heinz commercial. There’s some underlying sexual fantasy there I can’t quite grasp…

nrhatch - March 21, 2013

I felt the same way watching that commercial . . . you could cut through the sexual innuendo with a knife!

Perfecting Motherhood - March 21, 2013

OK, I thought I had a twisted mind but now I feel better. It’s even more disturbing that it’s kids and teenagers acting this commercial.

nrhatch - March 21, 2013

And this aired years ago . . . before sex in prime time became so common place.

21. colonialist - March 25, 2013

As long as they got job satisfaction …

nrhatch - March 25, 2013

From Carly singing “Anticipation” to the Rolling Stones “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction.” 😎

colonialist - March 25, 2013

🙂

22. jannatwrites - March 25, 2013

Yikes! Can’t say that I’ve had that kind of anticipation (thank goodness!)

nrhatch - March 26, 2013

Not my cup of tea either (especially with twin prostitutes . . . in their 70’s . . . with arthritis). 😆


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