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Skunk! March 13, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Mindfulness, Nature, People.
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170px-Alice_par_John_Tenniel_30Sometimes life swamps us.

Other times it skunks us.

What should you do when you get skunked?

Wash It Off.

Wash it off as f~a~s~t as you can.

Neutralize the odor with tomato juice or lemon juice or milk or root beer . . . and wash it off.

Get into the shower, soap up, and let the stink sink down the drain.

Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.

IMGP1472aDon’t stop in the midst of the wash off process to phone a friend.  You don’t need to ask them WHY the skunk did what the skunk did.

Stinking us up by skunking us is what skunks do.

We all get that.

You get that.

There’s no need to analyze the skunk before washing off the skunk gunk.

Just wash it off.

Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.

As many times as it takes.

Aah . . . that’s better!