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Imagine That November 29, 2012

Posted by nrhatch in Home & Garden, Humor, Word Play.
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We inherited a clunky O~L~D dishwasher in our last house . . . it sounded like a cow going into labor while clattering up the stairs on roller skates.

We could NOT watch TV in the adjoining living room if it was “ON” in the kitchen. 

At the first possible opportunity, we replaced it with a sleek quiet Kenmore Elite.

Emphasis on quiet.

These days, dishwashers have more features than the cockpits of WWII fighter jets . . . with hefty price tags to match.

Most of the features don’t interest me.  Two do.

I want a dishwasher that (1) washes dishes with (2) a minimum of commotion.

Instead of loud pronouncements and proclamations (“I AM WASHING THE DISHES NOW!”), I want to hear nothing but the gentle hum, whisper, and murmur of “white noise.”   

Aah . . . that’s better!

Related post:  Dishwasher Ed 101 (Janna T Writes)